Any tips on how to make frozen pizza taste better?

[-InFeRnO-]

and if you're lookin to quickly reheat that shyt while retaining the texture, pop it in the microwave for like 40 seconds then throw it in the toaster oven for maybe 5 mins

comes out steaming hot and crispy as fukk

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

add fried bologna, slices of spam, deer jerky, fried egg, yellow grits and fried green tomatoes

 

[Sierra Mist]

Garlic Sauce. Diced tomatoes. Green peppers. fukk I'm hungryy now. lol

 

[BrothaZay]

Ok brehs, i added some peppers, basil seasoning and garlic pepper with extra mozarella

shyt is

 

[Swiggy]

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:excellent:

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Don't even do it to yourself, buy some fresh pizza dough from trader joes or your local pizza spot and make your own, it takes the same amount of time when accounting for the fact that frozen pizza takes longer to cook

 

[truemaster]

Chorrizo, jalapenos, bell peppers & more cheese. Bombay!!!

 

[Silkk]

You Aint fukking Digiornos In Your Fridge!!??!

(You Aint Got No Digiornos nikka?!!!!?)

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Smoke some good weed first...


These just throw more cheese in on that bytch...


If you doing too much extra shyt you need to go head and buy a better pizza

at Red Baron

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

hot sauce

I actually came in here to say this and then i read your name


It's weird how sometimes frozen pizza is delicious and then other times the mere thought of it is disgusting

 

[jerniebert]

In lieu of the oven, place it in a pan, slap a lid on it and watch that sucker cook to crispy perfection.


I do this to the Toeteenos joints and its like an oral orgasm err time, baye.


Trust me on this.


If you don't like it, i'll take you out to happy hour (post nappy shower, wiped with a crappy towel).


Take a nappy in the Eddie Bower.


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This is correct. The stove top makes the best pizzas.

 

[YouMadd?]

You can always add more shyt to the pizza.... Salami Slices, Your own veggies, different types of cheeses, crushed basil, crushed red pepper, etc...

 

[Mr. Negative]

In lieu of the oven, place it in a pan, slap a lid on it and watch that sucker cook to crispy perfection.


I do this to the Toeteenos joints and its like an oral orgasm err time, baye.


Trust me on this.


If you don't like it, i'll take you out to happy hour (post nappy shower, wiped with a crappy towel).


Take a nappy in the Eddie Bower.


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yeha. Totino's size joints is the only ones you can do that with, though.

But then, Totino's lil ass 3/$1.00 pizzas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Friend]

Smoke a blunt before eating it

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

yeha. Totino's size joints is the only ones you can do that with, though.

But then, Totino's lil ass 3/$1.00 pizzas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yes. That's true. Them assembly production pizzas are gold.


Throw some tapatio and crushed pineapple on them joints.


You basically eating raw sex right there - the type that dreams are made.


The moment it hits your mouf... it's like getting that raise you've been yearning for since Easter day.


All this talk makes me want to have a feast, oh mane.


A hot Red Baron and a can of Arizona peach lemonade (make sure the turn the heat on low, that way the piece easily bakes. Evenly toasted crust where the cheese is great and meat is blazed. Pans be the wave - cuz the grease is saved and ends up seeped in for taste).

Just try it once, and you'll believe the way.


Peace, my breighs.


(Honestly, i haven't fukked with this shiit in years cuz of my diet... but i'm about to have a cheat today - carpe diem playas, i'm finna seize the day).



Umph.



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