Anybody ever been to Amsterdam?

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If so, what are some must see things to see/do?

Also, where did you guys stay. I'm thinking about booking a hostel :patrice: but them shyts are hit or miss so any specific recommendations would be great.
 

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no dont go to a hostel. they like to kidnap foreigners in hostels late at night and then rape them anally and put the videos on the deep web.

but eitherway, u shouldnt go to amsterdam because it is sinking. u dont want to end up swimming for your life on your vacation.
 

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Once I had a long layover in amsterdam. Took the train from airport to the central station, bought some amnesia haze, rolled that shyt up and smoked it at 6AM. Then I went to some breakfast joint and ate a big ass omelette, couple pancakes (pancakes are the size of a plate over there), some chocolate milk :ahh:

Lost track of time and I was high as fukk, had to get back to the airport asap but I got lost comin out of the restaurant. This was at like 8am so everyone was going to work. I was so high I decided the best thing to do was just to follow the crowd of people :why: ended up following a group of people on bikes into some underground tunnel system.

shyt was dark as fukk in there and I didn't know what was happening, just wandering around getting in the way of people on bikes. People were yelling at me in dutch which got me even more confused. Eventually someone helped me get back to the train station but at this point I was convinced I was gonna miss my flight.

Anyway got back to the airport and turns out my flight had got delayed :blessed: but when I went thru security I saw the bodyscan map thing and it was lit up all over my body :dead: guess I had weed specks all over me. They gave me an extra search after the scan and finally let me thru but the guard had the :scust: the whole time. I was still blazed tho so I gave no fukks. Then fell immediately asleep when I got on the plane :ahh:

All in all a solid experience breh, would recommend that amnesia haze.
 

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Once I had a long layover in amsterdam. Took the train from airport to the central station, bought some amnesia haze, rolled that shyt up and smoked it at 6AM. Then I went to some breakfast joint and ate a big ass omelette, couple pancakes (pancakes are the size of a plate over there), some chocolate milk :ahh:

Lost track of time and I was high as fukk, had to get back to the airport asap but I got lost comin out of the restaurant. This was at like 8am so everyone was going to work. I was so high I decided the best thing to do was just to follow the crowd of people :why: ended up following a group of people on bikes into some underground tunnel system.

shyt was dark as fukk in there and I didn't know what was happening, just wandering around getting in the way of people on bikes. People were yelling at me in dutch which got me even more confused. Eventually someone helped me get back to the train station but at this point I was convinced I was gonna miss my flight.

Anyway got back to the airport and turns out my flight had got delayed :blessed: but when I went thru security I saw the bodyscan map thing and it was lit up all over my body :dead: guess I had weed specks all over me. They gave me an extra search after the scan and finally let me thru but the guard had the :scust: the whole time. I was still blazed tho so I gave no fukks. Then fell immediately asleep when I got on the plane :ahh:

All in all a solid experience breh, would recommend that amnesia haze.

Thanks for sharing.


Anybody have some legitimate recs for places to stay tho? :mjcry:
 

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Yeah really nice city, watch out for bikes when you're walking around because they're above pedestrians in the pecking order lol.

Try airbnb, I basically only use that now when I travel.

I think the biggest museums are Van Gogh museum and Rijkmuseum. Might want to look if you can book in advance though.
 

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I was at the Novatel.
Little Saigon and Donerland were two places I ate at that I can remember.

Edit: Pretty good record stores, found some gems.
 
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amsterdam is crowded as fukk.
full of tourists. they walk around like fukkin sheeps crowding up the cotdamn streets.
the nightlife is poppin tho. iont smoke.
come to rotterdam.

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g o o g l e summer carnaval rotterdam
holla at me in the summer:youngsabo:
 
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Beautiful city. Don't spend your whole time wandering around the Red Light with the rest of the zombies... get take-out from a coffee shop if you're smoking and go on a boat ride round the canals. Check out the Van Gogh museum... staring at the colours of those self-portraits on the top floor when you're a little buzzed.:ohlawd:
 

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Once I had a long layover in amsterdam. Took the train from airport to the central station, bought some amnesia haze, rolled that shyt up and smoked it at 6AM. Then I went to some breakfast joint and ate a big ass omelette, couple pancakes (pancakes are the size of a plate over there), some chocolate milk :ahh:

Lost track of time and I was high as fukk, had to get back to the airport asap but I got lost comin out of the restaurant. This was at like 8am so everyone was going to work. I was so high I decided the best thing to do was just to follow the crowd of people :why: ended up following a group of people on bikes into some underground tunnel system.

shyt was dark as fukk in there and I didn't know what was happening, just wandering around getting in the way of people on bikes. People were yelling at me in dutch which got me even more confused. Eventually someone helped me get back to the train station but at this point I was convinced I was gonna miss my flight.

Anyway got back to the airport and turns out my flight had got delayed :blessed: but when I went thru security I saw the bodyscan map thing and it was lit up all over my body :dead: guess I had weed specks all over me. They gave me an extra search after the scan and finally let me thru but the guard had the :scust: the whole time. I was still blazed tho so I gave no fukks. Then fell immediately asleep when I got on the plane :ahh:

All in all a solid experience breh, would recommend that amnesia haze.
:mjlol: smoke a strain with amnesia in the name in a foreign country brehs
 

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What's it like living there?
:blessed:

Culturally rich, and lots of shops, bars, restaurants etc. Public transport is very good. Most etnicities in the world and everybody can quite get along, live and let live. Chicks are nice. Lots of gentrification in some neighbourhoods though.

But yeah, it's a lot more than just weed and hookers :pachaha:
 
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