Anybody ever get a couples massage? I need advice!

[Sad Bunny]

I think we are getting them for Valentines Day.

Now...I aint ain't no sucka so I'm making my girl get hers done by another female and Andre is gonna do my massage. He's a big buff nikka with some nice ass pecs and biceps and triceps. nikka even got an 8 pack I aint letting him go near my girl he look like Taye Diggs and shyt

Am I insecure or naw?

 

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[CrimsonTider]

Your logic is sound bruh

I also heard the bigger the hands the better the massage so your winning no matter how you look at it

 

[El Bombi]

I think we are getting them for Valentines Day.

Now...I aint ain't no sucka so I'm making my girl get hers done by another female and Andre is gonna do my massage. He's a big buff nikka with some nice ass pecs and biceps and triceps. nikka even got an 8 pack I aint letting him go near my girl he look like Taye Diggs and shyt

Am I insecure or naw?

Y'all can't get 2 women masseuses?

 

[beanz]

i did one with wifey for the anniversary. we got 2 mama-sans to do ours .

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Yeah I had it b4. I had a fine ass latina and my chick had some black model dude. WE were side by side and my girl fell asleep hahahaha. Nothing freaky. I aint a jealous type so it was whatever. Dude knew I was a player type and invited us to some events after and we sat and drank champagne. They were pretty cool. Cost $250 plus tip. They gave us facial extractions, hot stone massage and deep tissue, plus the champagne and cookies it wasnt bad. We were there for about 2 1/2 hrs.

 

[Sad Bunny]

Y'all can't get 2 women masseuses?

His body was on point so I kinda wanted him to do mine

 

[Sad Bunny]

Yeah I had it b4. I had a fine ass latina and my chick had some black model dude. WE were side by side and my girl fell asleep hahahaha. Nothing freaky. I aint a jealous type so it was whatever. Dude knew I was a player type and invited us to some events after and we sat and drank champagne. They were pretty cool. Cost $250 plus tip. They gave us facial extractions, hot stone massage and deep tissue, plus the champagne and cookies it wasnt bad. We were there for about 2 1/2 hrs.

Am I GONNA have to get naked?

Ugh

What if my penis gets hard?

 

[craigsagersuit]

Am I GONNA have to get naked?

Ugh

What if my penis gets hard?

 

[Sad Bunny]

Yeah I had it b4. I had a fine ass latina and my chick had some black model dude. WE were side by side and my girl fell asleep hahahaha. Nothing freaky. I aint a jealous type so it was whatever. Dude knew I was a player type and invited us to some events after and we sat and drank champagne. They were pretty cool. Cost $250 plus tip. They gave us facial extractions, hot stone massage and deep tissue, plus the champagne and cookies it wasnt bad. We were there for about 2 1/2 hrs.

Damn where da cookies and shyt

That's decent.

I'm seeking a nice spot now though
.scares my dikk gonna get hard during the massage doe

 

[NoMorePie]

They gave us facial extractions

They gave you what?

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

They gave you what?

They clean your pores using these tools a cleanser and that magnifying mirror with the light on it. basically squeezing any blockages out.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Am I GONNA have to get naked?

Ugh

What if my penis gets hard?

Yeah you get naked but there is a towel over your ass, your lady has one over her entire back. If you feeling freaky tell them no towel?

Its relaxing but wasnt sexual to me at all. Doubt your penis will get hard, and it it does let it fly proudly.

 

[Sad Bunny]

Is it gay if it's get hard when Andre massages me?
I'm scared now.
I don't wanna go anymore

Yeah you get naked but there is a towel over your ass, your lady has one over her entire back. If you feeling freaky tell them no towel?

Its relaxing but wasnt sexual to me at all. Doubt your penis will get hard, and it it does let it fly proudly.

Wha

 

[Htrb-nvr-blk-&-ug-as-evr]

The wife keeps buying couple massages, but I'll always figure out a clever way to get out of 'em. She usually takes her sister.
First of all, I can't take the horror/disgust/laughter the masseuse will experience once I have no clothes on. It's pretty disturbing.
Second, all that massaging will unleash pure, filtered bacon juice from my skin/ass. I need to keep that to stay lubed inside.