Anybody ever get a couples massage? I need advice!

[JordanwiththeWiz]

I think we are getting them for Valentines Day.

Now...I aint ain't no sucka so I'm making my girl get hers done by another female and Andre is gonna do my massage. He's a big buff nikka with some nice ass pecs and biceps and triceps. nikka even got an 8 pack I aint letting him go near my girl he look like Taye Diggs and shyt

Am I insecure or naw?

You real detailed with that description my brother.

 

[Sad Bunny]

You real detailed with that description my brother.

Body on fleek

 

[GiGi]

I think we are getting them for Valentines Day.

Now...I aint ain't no sucka so I'm making my girl get hers done by another female and Andre is gonna do my massage. He's a big buff nikka with some nice ass pecs and biceps and triceps. nikka even got an 8 pack I aint letting him go near my girl he look like Taye Diggs and shyt

Am I insecure or naw?

The manner in which you describe Andre makes it sound as if you want him too......just saying.

 

[killacal]

The manner in which you describe Andre makes it sound as if you want him too......just saying.

The manner in which you cant pick up sarcasm makes it sound like you're fukkin retarded

 

[GiGi]

The manner in which you cant pick up sarcasm makes it sound like you're fukkin retarded

So I guess YOU could not detect MY sarcasm? And that would make YOU the aforemention "retard".

 

[Sad Bunny]

 

[craigsagersuit]

 

[Gully Bull]

Lmao if you haven't figured out how to massage a woman. Massage upper back.. Middle back.. Lower back.. Lift her hips up spread her legs a bit. Oral. Go back to massaging. End up getting keys to the city every night because she was wet within the first two mins of the massage.



On,y thing you got going for you is that she is willing to pay for a massage. You think she wouldn't start trickin on you if every morning she was rested,refreshed, and still got her back blown out