Anybody Ever Had A "Platonic" Female Roommate?

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I lived with two sets of girls when I first moved to New York. One set in Bushwick (I was subletting and living with one girl from Maine, the other from Detroit), the other set in crown heights (one girl was from Austria, the other was from Sweden).

It's not as great as you'd like to believe.
 

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My homie had a female roommate, who me and the other homies thought was arond bytch. We just knew they be at each other. well a month pass and one of the homie asked why he ain't smash yet. Ole boy said it's too openness with the bytch. Lol nigguh had a list of

"I've been around when she had ate bad carry out and had bad diarrhea and didn't shower righty afterwards"

" she just had her first period and I used a bathroom right after she had come out. I smelled period"

" because we roommates and this is her place to to be comfortable, she done let out a couple of farts and some possible silent killers."

" unattractive eating habits. Tuna fish sammi he's, spam with mayonnaise, putting mayo on everything(hot dog, burgers, etc)"


Basically they cool but living with her and seeing her in her normal everyday routine kinda turned him off. But he said it gave him a new appreciation for a broad and what she present to a man she likes by keeping herself presentable , and leaving a lot a of bad mystery to the relationship. Dude said it's been time when she walked in drunk and flirtatious and he didn't even think about her.

Just like a real relationship, a broad becomes less attractive once you start living with them and seeing them in their ordinary less superwoman everyday routine.

you just described my last female roommate. Once you live with a chick you ain't fukk at the beginning you start seeing those habits :mjlol:. Anyway I had put out a ad on craigslist to rent out my den In my apartment so I can start stacking up and this chick came though and she was looking kinda :takedat: young think dark skin with a nice body and she was ready to give me the chili to move in the next day. Long story she had eczema bad and she stiffed me on rent
 
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