Anybody here uses a bidet at home?

[JAY?]

I was thinking about getting one of those that you just add to your toilet. They sell them for around $50. I never used one before but it sounds enticing.

 

[Reginald Noble]

They got them in Japan installed on most public toilets and as a result Japan p*ssy is usually fresher and cleaner ready to receive a nikka dikk 24/7/365

 

[Yehuda]

Not me.

 

[roxxthe96er]

I don't personally, but I will consign them as not being gay.

If you step in shyt you wouldn't just wipe it off with paper towel. You'd wash it.

 

[flea]

i have one. it feels really really good.

 

[cheek100]

Any man using a bidet has purchased a ticket to fruitvale station.

 

[Blackout]

Unless its for your wife its

 

[JAY?]

Unless its for your wife its

It's for the both of us
But I came up with the idea
I hate coming home from after I took a shyt at work to have to take a shower before fukkin
With the bidet I'll be able to just sit on the toilet for 5 seconds and be ready to go

 

[roxxthe96er]

Unless its for your wife its

If you had shyt on your hand, would you just wipe it off with paper, or wild you use some water?

 

[Blackout]

If you had shyt on your hand, would you just wipe it off with paper, or wild you use some water?

Soap and water.

Take a bath once a day stinky.

 

[roxxthe96er]

Soap and water.

Take a bath once a day stinky.

So when poop come out your ass why would you just use paper an not some water?

 

[Blackout]

So when poop come out your ass why would you just use paper an not some water?

Cuz it cleans more thorough.
Thats what happens when you take a bath with water and soap anyway

 

[606onit]

I miss using them since moving back to the united snakkkes. A nice shot of water on ur stinkstar and piss hole is sanitary and a good little stretch of a squat.

Like duke said, if u had shyt on your hand or shoe, what's an IDEAL WAY to clean it? Dry Napkin ONLY or napkin on a pre-dampened spot?

But hey, u can't teach a trained sheep of a slave anything new anyways.

 

[roxxthe96er]

Cuz it cleans more thorough.
Thats what happens when you take a bath with water and soap anyway

So why would you wanna walk around with shytass all day until you shower? And baths are gross too... Sit in your own filth brehs

 

[Blackout]

So why would you wanna walk around with shytass all day until you shower? And baths are gross too... Sit in your own filth brehs

Using toilet paper cleans it off for that area and of its worse I use wet wipes.

By bath I mean shower.