Anyone else find it impossible to take a shyt quickly?

[Buggsy Mogues]

I swear sometimes I feel like I take the longest shyts in the world. It's impossible for me to get out that motherfukker in less than 10 minutes. I always got one hanging on that don't wanna drop out or just a struggle to push out what's in there.

Idk why.. Maybe my diet? I eat a lot of meat, no homo

Seems like some people take such quick shyts though. Especially bytches. I swear y'all take as long to shyt as it takes me to piss sometimes that dookie must just slide perfectly out of your a$$hole and you barely even have to wipe huh?

It takes me at least 10 to push everything out and then another 5-10 to wipe it clean

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

my shyts take forever to squeeze out of my doodoohole..

so i just grab my toilet seat and just push like a pregnant hoe..

then when that bytch finally drop, im bleeding and Ive been in the bathroom for 30+ mins..

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Lol almost trolled, but let's try not to.


Why not just enjoy the time tbh, it's almost like smoking a cigarette, sometimes you need that alone/thinking time

 

[kp404]

my shyts take forever to squeeze out of my doodoohole..

so i just grab my toilet seat ad just push like a pregnant hoe..

then when that bytch finally drop, im bleeding and Ive been in the bathroom for 30+ mins..

:deadjackson:

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Classiest thread of the day

 

[360crazy]

Thats when you stick 2 fingers up there and scoop it out.

 

[Non Sequitur]

I do most of my reading in the bathroom.

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

Thats when you stick 2 fingers up there and scoop it out.

 

[hahaha]

Thanks for telling us about your protein shyt. tip - lay off the protein.