Anyone else hate those wanna be ballers who come to the basketball court?

[BrothaZay]

Like you and some other cats at the court playing, but just having fun then all of a sudden a crew of like 4 nikkas roll up with dufflebags, gatorade bottles, two different pair of basketball shoes and start doing warm up drills, stretchin n shyt. Den talk about "yall tryna run teams"

I be like but on the inside im always

 

[Couth]

breh everyone does that shyt. You need water, you need court shoes, you need a change of clothes.

if you don't warm up you'll pull something.

i've never seen someone come to hoop without most of those things.

 

[Zach Lowe]

old man with a jumper always tryna play 1 on 1

u take him to the hole and it's a 1 but if he makes it beyond the short ass playground arc it's a 2

 

[KravenMorehead™]

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

nikkas show up to the court with NBA socks, Nike team version kicks, with authentic NBA game shorts

 

[Sk3ptical]

nikkas show up to the court with NBA socks, Nike team version kids, with authentic NBA game shorts

 

[Johnny Vulture]

You can usually spot them by the wristbands, sleeves and/or compression shorts too

 

[Stay Seeking]

Like you and some other cats at the court playing, but just having fun then all of a sudden a crew of like 4 nikkas roll up with dufflebags, gatorade bottles, two different pair of basketball shoes and start doing warm up drills, stretchin n shyt. Den talk about "yall tryna run teams"

I be like but on the inside im always

 

[Groanman]

When I was a youngin', I was on the court with the homies.
The neighborhood bad ass walked up wanting to play with us.

Now, we were there just goofing off.

This nga called TRAVELING every time I shot the ball.

Me (after getting called for traveling like 5 times): "Yo man? What the fukk?!"
Him: "We ballin' nga! Play right!"
Me:


.

 

[BrothaZay]

These fakkits always start off every game the same too. Get the ball, in bound it and one of their homies sets a screen, like nikka gtfo

 

[BrothaZay]

When I was a youngin', I was on the court with the homies.
The neighborhood bad ass walked up wanting to play with us.

Now, we were there just goofing off.

This nga called TRAVELING every time I shot the ball.

Me (after getting called for traveling like 5 times): "Yo man? What the fukk?!"
Him: "We ballin' nga! Play right!"
Me:


.

the visual of him sayin that got me

 

[Stay Seeking]

These fakkits always start off every game the same too. Get the ball, in bound it and one of their homies sets a screen, like nikka gtfo

I like a good game like anyone else, just hate when one of these squads pick me up. It always almost ends up in a heat argument where nikkas want you playing a pick up game like it's Game 6...

"D up nikka!!!"

...I be like

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

nikkas show up to the court with NBA socks, Nike team version kicks, with authentic NBA game shorts

 

[Grizzly]

nikkas show up to the court with NBA socks, Nike team version kicks, with authentic NBA game shorts

I used to hate that shyt. Shooter sleeve wearing ass nikkas.

 

[Captain]

Nikkas showing up with the NBA journeyman gear package but can't do a left handed lay-up


Nikkas walking into the gym with shades on but can't even touch the rim