Anyone else hate those wanna be ballers who come to the basketball court?

[flea]

i remember when i was a kid all the drug dealers in my neighborhood did this. u already knew tuesdays and thursday around 9 pm, just step off the court. They'd bring their own 5 on 5 and the shyt was a show

 

[Zach Lowe]

why the fukk u gotta "check"

u already have the ball beyond the arc why u gotta pass it to me, then I have to pass back

stupid shyt

 

[Nintendough]

The dude who comes to the court wearing perfectly crisp gear, never plays and walks up and down the court talking shyt just dribbling

 

[O.T.I.S.]

old man with a jumper always tryna play 1 on 1

u take him to the hole and it's a 1 but if he makes it beyond the short ass playground arc it's a 2

This ^^^


Back when I used to play and be decent, I'll just be doing shyt like working on my freethrows or dribbling drills

Then this old fukk would come out talking about playing 1v1
I be like nah I'm good.. then this fukk wants to insist it'll be a quick game. I'm competitive so I say fukk it...

So after I beat his ass in basketball he wants to get mad and I'm like I didn't even want to play you in the first place

 

[BrothaZay]

The dude who comes to the court wearing perfectly crisp gear, never plays and walks up and down the court talking shyt just dribbling

the fakkit who comes to the court just to talk on the phone to some hoz, actin like hes puttin in work

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

This ^^^


Back when I used to play and be decent, I'll just be doing shyt like working on my freethrows or dribbling drills

Then this old fukk would come out talking about playing 1v1
I be like nah I'm good.. then this fukk wants to insist it'll be a quick game. I'm competitive so I say fukk it...

So after I beat his ass in basketball he wants to get mad and I'm like I didn't even want to play you in the first place

Where you going Youngblood? We playing a 7 game series. *throws chest pass at the top of the key* ball up youngin lol