Anyone ever been to a nudist beach/resort?

[Fill Collins]

I've always wanted to go, I'm eating better, losing weight, just getting active in my spare time and by summer this year I wanna be fully ready to hit one up just because

shyt, I like regular ass, lopsided women, I'll take what I can get

I'm gonna pack edibles and bust during the sunset

Any recs, tips, pros, cons, etc?

 

[Jasonmask]

Not on purpose but yeah

 

[TRUEST]

I’m at one now with some bad b1tches. Pull up.

On second thought. No. Don’t pull up. Go away. Bye now.

 

[Collateral]

You gon see nothing but cacs with their meat out swinging.

This thread is foul and not from Harlem

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I'm only going if it's women only and I'm the only male exception.

And even then imma have to be on my Leo and say no women above the age of 30 and that titty to tummy ratio better be right.

You know what, I got too many rules. I dont wanna go anymore.

 

[Fill Collins]

I’m at one now with some bad b1tches. Pull up.

On second thought. No. Don’t pull up. Go away. Bye now.

I'm coming

You gon see nothing but cacs with their meat out swinging.

This thread is foul and not from Harlem

I just wanna enjoy nature while rubbing up some auntie in the buff

How you misconstrued that with same sex frolics is all on you, sir

 

[ShadowBroker]

I'm coming

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[JAY?]

I've been to a few nude beaches. It's usually more of an older crowd thing. Probably like 55-45 male to female ratio. For the most part, nobody is looking around. After the initial nerves wears out, it feels like any other beach

 

[Da King]

OP down bad

 

[Womb Raider]

Go to beaches filled with nude cacs swinging their lil dingalang in ya face, brehs

 

[trapnerd]

You don’t go to the nude beach to pick up women. They are going to look at you like a creep.

Save yourself the headache and plan a trip to a swinger resort instead. I recommend you take a jump off with you so you can trade her as needed.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

There's one a few miles from me. Went once, never again. Saw a 60+ year-old woman doing a headstand.......​

 

[ThrobbingHood]

This is not where fit, feminine young women hang out. Trust me.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I been many times. The usual crowd is older as most said. Don't go on a weekend. It's usually party mode like any other beach. Couples or younger women go on weekdays a lot. Some will even go as early as possible. Usually to avoid after work crowd or gawkers.

People will tell you nude beaches are not sexual but shyt goes down all the time. It's just not necessarily in your face and sometimes it very much is but this topic is a whole other thread. Acting thirsty will get you looked at crazy. Like someone mentioned already after a while it's like a regular beach to you.

You can find a nice spot with your level of comfort and cover or be in the crowd. I always give myself space. Relax and enjoy the feeling of the sun on your whole body. It's amazing. Remember that the parts that never see the light in public will be extra sensitive to exposure..

Now for the weirdos and the watchers. Avoid those. Stay away from anyone with their phones out constantly. Usually its unspoken to not point cameras at the nude beach. You look like a creep and will get into shyt with people.

Go to the beach for yourself and you won't be disappointed. Enjoy the

 

[Elle Seven]

Going to one is on my bucket list. I bet lying and walking in the sun naked while naked must feel amazing

I always find it amazing that we (humans) can live our entire lives on this earth with never experiencing the sun shine onto our entire bare bodies, due to culturally mandates or perceptions.

We're the only life form that seemingly doesn't have this luxury.