this crazy broad suddenly catches the holy ghostand starts shooting off slaps and punches in my direction. jesus must have stepped down and strengthened her cuz she landed damn near everyone.

this crazy broad suddenly catches the holy ghostand starts shooting off slaps and punches in my direction. jesus must have stepped down and strengthened her cuz she landed damn near everyone.


You should go, and learn something and thank her for trying to help you get your soul saved, then you and her can be accountability partners and hopefully you'll get Gods heart and you'll want her to save herself for marriage as well and she'll want the same for you. Then hopefully God blesses your courting then eventual marriage and you will be a strong couple which in turn will raises strong kids and you can be an example to the rest of society.She asked if I'm down for church and bible study and we just met
IDK what to do ... I want to get to know her, but IDK if I'm about that Jesus life :wow2:
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so what do i do? i take her hand and am tryna put it down my pants. shes making it difficult.
next thing i know i feel a painful feeling on my face. this crazy broad suddenly catches the holy ghostand starts shooting off slaps and punches in my direction. jesus must have stepped down and strengthened her cuz she landed damn near everyone.
she begins to go off on a rant about how im a sinner, need jesus, blah blah. im like :hmmwayne: ok im going to bed. she sayshold up, u have 2 options. leave and ill report this to the school as a rape or come to church with me on sunday. im like u wrong for that but ill go.
church was :ugh: and god knew what i had done so he chose to punish me further. the entire sermon was about self control and shes looking at me likeim sitting there
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just waiting for this bullshyt to be over.
and i came to a very important understanding. something ill never forget and always tell people...
DONT fukk WITH RELIGIOUS GIRLS!![]()
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You should go, and learn something and thank her for trying to help you get your soul saved, then you and her can be accountability partners and hopefully you'll get Gods heart and you'll want her to save herself for marriage as well and she'll want the same for you. Then hopefully God blesses your courting then eventual marriage and you will be a strong couple which in turn will raises strong kids and you can be an example to the rest of society.
It's pretty easy. God Bless
