anyone ever notice that c00ns have c00n names? (Carlton, Ogletree, Cornell, Vernon,Thaddeus, Tobias)

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I've often wondered about this

how is it that a c00n almost always has a c00ned up name, that makes him easily identifiable as a "safe" negro?

did their parents plan their c00nness out in advance?

I'm genuinely curious about this.