Anyone ever witnessed a live birth?

Mowgli

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Help deliver my son and was front row for my daughter's C-section.

If you going to assist with a live birth I would recommend having something spicy to chew on like beef jerky or something because the smells are a little aggressive.

I got to see them take my wife's guts out and put them on the table and then stuff them all back in whatever order they felt like and now she's got the phantom pain where her organs feel like they're obviously not where they used to be.

I wasn't shocked by either but I can see how someone who can't handle the sight of human blood and organs would have a problem. It gets drastic and when things go left you feel helpless
 
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Disgustingly beautiful… You watch a nurses come in and fist your bytch to see if she’s dilated. Then you watch a baby stretch her twat to extreme proportions, she’s bleeding, she shyts herself pushing, and then you see a bloody human being come out with a long umbilical cord. Then they weigh your seed, while they stitch your lady back together, and then they wipe your kid off.
 

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Help deliver my son and was front row for my daughter's C-section.

If you going to assist with a live birth I would recommend having something spicy to chew on like beef jerky or something because the smells are a little aggressive.

I got to see them take my wife's guts out and put them on the table and then stuff them all back in and whatever order they felt like and now she's got the phantom pain where her organs feel like they're obviously not where they used to be.

I wasn't shocked by either but I can see how someone who can't handle the sight of human blood and organs would have a problem. It gets drastic

How would describe the smell?

Birth is beautiful thing but honestly what you described sounds terrifying.
 

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How would describe the smell?

Birth is beautiful thing but honestly what you described sounds terrifying.
I would describe it like amplified stinky p*ssy plus blood. Rusty ass puss.

I didn't find anything beautiful about it until they were completely out of there crying.

My son also was strangled with the cord on the way out, was blue in the damn face and had to be resuscitated quickly. Thankfully it all worked out but it wasn't beautiful.

Seeing someone's guts just pulled out and placed on a table wasn't all that exciting either.

I was happy once we got out of that damn hospital to be honest with you. Too many elements to be concerned about
 

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Scary in what way?
My wife had a c section for our twins. There was a LOT of blood. They almost had to give her a transfusion. I elected to peek over the shroud and :huhldup::damn: especially when they pulled the placenta out. I almost hit the :dead:
 

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My wife had a c section for our twins. There was a LOT of blood. They almost had to give her a transfusion. I elected to peek over the shroud and :huhldup::damn: especially when they pulled the placenta out. I almost hit the :dead:
I leaned over and got pics

:blessed:
 
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