Anyone has Rosetta Stone handy to translate Lou Holtz' Catholics Come Home commercial?

[NYC Rebel]

I don't understand a word this man said.

 

[Homeboy Runny-Ray]

lou holtz is such an adorable old man. PAUSE.

leave em alone.

this commercial is mad awkward tho.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

=

I can only imagine that would have been players reactions at halftime, after hearing him spluttering and yelling at the top of his voice.

 

[Darth Nubian]

I just want this nikka to say "suffering succotash" one time

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

He just needs to walk around with a mouthful of crackers

 

[TheNig]

At first I wasn't gone watch but then I remembered this is the same site that MADE ME, yes MADE ME watch a blind kid play football.


"Welcome home"

 

[NYC Rebel]

 

[mozichrome]

understood the words...yeah way kill the jokes comments coming up

but yeah, his speech is a lil not understandable at times

 

[HHR]

*wipes face*

 

[Homeboy Runny-Ray]

who are these dudes tho?

theyre nobodies. never heard of em.

prolly mad they dont have commercials.

 

[TheNig]

who are these dudes tho?

theyre nobodies. never heard of em.

prolly mad they dont have commercials.

That's what it is bruh?

 

[NYC Rebel]

That's what it is bruh?

I'm dying at that response

 

[Heelmatic]

He just needs to walk around with a mouthful of crackers

 

[Homeboy Runny-Ray]

lou holtz =

 

[dennis roadman]

Holtz was dismissed following a 6–5 campaign in 1983. At the time, Athletic Director Frank Broyles stated that Holtz had resigned because he was "tired and burned out", and was not fired.[7] Broyles testified 20 years later that he had fired Holtz because he was losing the fan base with things he said and did.[8] Holtz confirmed that he had been fired, but that Broyles never gave him a reason,[9] although reports cited his political involvement as a major reason: controversy arose over his having taped two television advertisements from his coach's office endorsing the re-election of Jesse Helms as Senator from North Carolina at a time when Helms was leading the an effort to block Martin Luther King Day from becoming a national holiday.[10][11]

for all the lou holtz supporters out there, keep doin what you do

he loves you right back