MINE WASN'T TOO CRAZY BUT IT'S KINDA FUNNY. I LOST ONE TO THE TOILET SEAT BEING UP.
SHE CAME OVER, FELL IN, AND GOT STUCK. BUTT IN THE WATER AND EVERYTHING. I HEAR HER YELL OUT AND I COME TO THE DOOR AND OPEN IT. I IMMEDIATELY

. SHE GOT FURIOUS AND SHE LEFT. I CALLED HER A FEW TIMES THE NEXT DAY WITH NO ANSWER. I WAIT A FEW DAYS AND THEN DROP BY HER HOUSE. SHE TRIED TO CALL THE COPS. I LEFT AND NEVER WENT BACK.
I DID SEE HER IN HOME DEPOT A FEW YEARS AGO THOUGH. SHE WAS IN THE BATHROOM AISLE TOO. SHE GAVE ME THE EVIL STARE AND I

AGAIN. I NEVER SEEN A WOMAN GET SO MAD ABOUT FALLING IN.