Anyone here mess with hippie broads?

[The Burger King]

I don't know why, but I tend to attract hippie/bohemian women the most. I don't mind, but it's weird to me 'cause I don't smoke weed and I don't think that I have that "hippie" look.

Most women who approach me look like this. Anyone ever messed with one? What was it like?

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

If they are in a majority white area...best believe..they are ....

Now if you meet them in ATL or at Afro Punk fest you have a pretty good chance. Most of them seem to be try hards so I don't care too much lol.

 

[全能の神]

Messed around with this "earthy" chick that never wore shoes

armpit hair was

but the p*ssy was

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

Acquire taste for Kale.

And get ready to have your ear talked off about astral projection, tripping, chakras, meditation, yoga.

I've fukked around with black and Asian types of the lifestyle, they have their cons like we all do but it's worth the experience.

And the sex will be memorable.

 

[The Burger King]

Acquire taste for Kale.

And get ready to have your talked off about astral projection, tripping, chakras, meditation, yoga.

I've fukked around with black and Asian types of the lifestyle, they have their cons like we all do but it's worth the experience.

And the sex will be memorable.

How did the black ones feel about pro-blackness?

 

[Saiyajin]

yea my dikk helps balance out they chakra

 

[TEH]

Yeah if they are willing to shave and take baths.

Spoiler: edit: forgot to mention

oh yeah as always they have to be 8's, 9's or dimes too ...

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

How did the black ones feel about pro-blackness?

One I slept with essentially felt that pro-blackness should have more empathsis on black feminity or at least allow the issues concerning black women not be tossed aside, but at times she kinda came off as nihilist about the concepts of race but not the byproduct of them namely what is considered pro-black.

One I slept with but didn't wanna go out with me would be what you would call "pro-black" but she was critical of the modern day practices and beliefs of one who consideres themselves pro-black and that it was slowly adopting beliefs too closely with those who practice white supremacy and nationalism and went on about how blackness is a catch 22 identity, I'd go more into it because her explanation of it was fascinating but you get the idea.

 

[The Burger King]

One I slept with essentially felt that pro-blackness should have more empathsis on black feminity or at least allow the issues concerning black women not be tossed aside, but at times she kinda came off as nihilist about the concepts of race but not the byproduct of them namely what is considered pro-black.

One I slept with but didn't wanna go out with me would be what you would call "pro-black" but she was critical of the modern day practices and beliefs of one who consideres themselves pro-black and that it was slowly adopting beliefs too closely with those who practice white supremacy and nationalism and went on about how blackness is a catch 22 identity, I'd go more into it because her explanation of it was fascinating but you get the idea.

shyt sounds complicated as fukk.

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

shyt sounds complicated as fukk.

If you're just trying to fukk I mean just keep it light and an open ear and you're good.

But if it ends trying to be on some relationship steeze than be prepared, the legit kinds will keep you on your toes.

 

[Neuromancer]

Yeah...she was a succubus. Never again.

 

[yjmonn]

Yep. Don't sleep on em. They are freaks. They kinda hard to figure out and have a ratchet side to them that they keep on the low but you'll see it if you're around em enough


Don't try to understand them when they zone off and say off the wall shyt for no reason, just nod and let em talk.


They are... I don't wanna say magical cuz that word is ran into the ground, but you in for some next level shyt when they open themselves up to you and truly let you into their world


Oh and they only shave when it's mercury retrograde so keep that in mind

 

[audemarzz]

@HankHill never been with a asian chick . .. ho
. . .how was it

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

@HankHill never been with a asian chick . .. ho
. . .how was it

The heartbreak is like no other breh.

But we're good friends now, haven't talked to her in a minute.

 

[onlylno]

Yeah. But, 99% of hippie chicks are frauds. The real ones are some of the most down to earth unique women that you'll ever meet.

As for the other 99%

Cons:

They're pseudo-intellectuals that lack perpespective. If you fukk around with one, you're going to have to power through some WOAT oppinions. If they've ever taken a philosophy class, You'll leave many conversations feeling like.

They also like to feel like the special little snowflake. Take care to compliment up their "alternative" music taste. It's usually a mash of popular indie bands (Sufjan) and some 90s Alt. Rock.

Support whatever bullshyt activist cause they pretend to give a fukk about.

They announce lifestyle changes every other month. They make plans that never last. They start veganism but never stick to it. They pledge to stop shaving, but that lasts till they get horny.

Sexually, they either have Buu Saga body counts or they're teases that won't let you fukk till you meet some sanctimonious condition.


Pros:

Easy access to drugs.

The sex is great.

Her friends will probably try to slide at some point.