I'm always frazzled by someone who talks about having a cracked screen and shyt like that. Even having the temerity to use a cracked screen phone daily. I see females with that alot too...it's funny as fukk.
you're a lawyer....buy a fukkin new one...

Never.
I don't understand how people- I mean... it's a fukking computer. You don't baby that shyt!?
Cats be dropping the shyt.... in the toilet!?![]()
one of my co-workers claims she slammed her phone in a the car door! How do you do that!?![]()
, I get atleast a little one months later.
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and then are like "I got that brand new phone, that brand new poly-carbonate tech only 8.721 millimeters".Never.
I don't understand how people- I mean... it's a fukking computer. You don't baby that shyt!?
Cats be dropping the shyt.... in the toilet!?![]()
one of my co-workers claims she slammed her phone in a the car door! How do you do that!?![]()
This almost happened to me once. Was taking a piss and texting on the other hand. Then I got those pee shivers and nearly dropped my damn phone in the bowl 
This almost happened to me once. Was taking a piss and texting on the other hand. Then I got those pee shivers and nearly dropped my damn phone in the bowl
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