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"mud butt"
"mud butt"
Anyone in the coli ever sh!t themelves or near sh!t experiences
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Yeah one night in college I drank a lot of shots of whiskey, then I popped two xanax... I blacked out and after I left the bar I decide to go back to this girls house and snort coke.... I woke up the next morning with pasty mustard colored shyt smears in my briefs... I assume I either had coke shyts from the laxatives that they cut coke with, which gave me the squirts or I took a shyt that night and forgot to wipe...
Yeah one night in college I drank a lot of shots of whiskey, then I popped two xanax... I blacked out and after I left the bar I decide to go back to this girls house and snort coke.... I woke up the next morning with pasty mustard colored shyt smears in my briefs... I assume I either had coke shyts from the laxatives that they cut coke with, which gave me the squirts or I took a shyt that night and forgot to wipe...
t o n y m.
Rookie
wow what a hilarious thread
i had to take a shyt real bad and the bathroom was being used by my roommates girl. i couldn't wait so i took a shyt in a plastic bag. throw it in the bushes.
i had to take a shyt real bad and the bathroom was being used by my roommates girl. i couldn't wait so i took a shyt in a plastic bag. throw it in the bushes.
wow what a hilarious thread
i had to take a shyt real bad and the bathroom was being used by my roommates girl. i couldn't wait so i took a shyt in a plastic bag. throw it in the bushes.
pissed and shyt myself after popping a handful of valium
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
posted this in JBO right when this site started...
When I first moved to the dallas area i had to get a warehouse job and the shift was 3 to 9. I was stayin with relatives at the time out in the stix, and there was a Cici's pizza close to where they stayed. On friday's I would treat myself to this Cici's...nikka been lefting heavy boxes and maybe getting dome from retarded hispanics chicks that worked in the front office...i'd be real tired and needed that 5.00 buffet to relax.
So it's early, around 9:30, I am in the Cici's...and I am having some terrible gas...my stomach doesn't hurt or anything but the shyt is just terrible...so i let one rip and instantly i can tell that something isn't right...like...i could feel physical matter...some straight E = mc^2 shyt... I'm like
...but then I am like nah 
no way...i didn't just shyt on myself...so i continue to eat my pizza, chillin, watching some teletubbie shyt on tv...
I get up, and by then there are maybe like 10 people in here...walk back toward the pizza line...and feel straight slime slide down my left leg...
...for some random reason i giggle a little bit...not sure why...and then i take a deep breath and i don't smell anything...so i said...fukk it
Got my pizza...went back to my seat...then refilled my cup with tea...with it feeling like straight macaroni and cheese sauce running down my left leg...
when i sat down i made a loud coughing sound because i didn't want to hear the squish of the shyt pressing against my ass cheeks as i sat on the cushion...
So i ate my pizza...and drank my tea...and was going back for thirds...fukk it i was super poor at the time and this friday meal had to last me all day, and i had paid 5.00 and change so i was getting my moneys worth...man i got up...looked at the seat...that shyt was just glistening
it looked like someone had sprayed some armor all in the seat...i looked at my pants and there was a big dark spot...had me like ... so I dipped out to my car...
I put a bunch of towels from my trunk in the drivers seat...drove to my cousin house...opened the front door real slow on some
shyt...took a shower...bagged the shytty drawers and the pants...man i loved those pants...and drove about 10 miles down the road...to a gas station with no cars at it and i refused to stop at any gas station with cars...then i got out with the shytty clothes in a bag and was like "nah it would be less suspicious if I just dumped them at a busy gas station, they would expecting me to drop them off at a gas station no one is at 
( not sure who "they" were, secret society who knows when nikkas shyt on themselves i guess). So I drove another 3 miles or so, hopped out at a busy gas station, tossed a walmart bag full of shytty clothes in the trash and drove away on some 
shyt. Went back to my cousin crib, watched sportscenter and played some elder scrolls oblivion for a few hours, then went to sleep
When I first moved to the dallas area i had to get a warehouse job and the shift was 3 to 9. I was stayin with relatives at the time out in the stix, and there was a Cici's pizza close to where they stayed. On friday's I would treat myself to this Cici's...nikka been lefting heavy boxes and maybe getting dome from retarded hispanics chicks that worked in the front office...i'd be real tired and needed that 5.00 buffet to relax.
So it's early, around 9:30, I am in the Cici's...and I am having some terrible gas...my stomach doesn't hurt or anything but the shyt is just terrible...so i let one rip and instantly i can tell that something isn't right...like...i could feel physical matter...some straight E = mc^2 shyt... I'm like
...but then I am like nah no way...i didn't just shyt on myself...so i continue to eat my pizza, chillin, watching some teletubbie shyt on tv...I get up, and by then there are maybe like 10 people in here...walk back toward the pizza line...and feel straight slime slide down my left leg...
...for some random reason i giggle a little bit...not sure why...and then i take a deep breath and i don't smell anything...so i said...fukk it Got my pizza...went back to my seat...then refilled my cup with tea...with it feeling like straight macaroni and cheese sauce running down my left leg...
when i sat down i made a loud coughing sound because i didn't want to hear the squish of the shyt pressing against my ass cheeks as i sat on the cushion...So i ate my pizza...and drank my tea...and was going back for thirds...fukk it i was super poor at the time and this friday meal had to last me all day, and i had paid 5.00 and change so i was getting my moneys worth...man i got up...looked at the seat...that shyt was just glistening
it looked like someone had sprayed some armor all in the seat...i looked at my pants and there was a big dark spot...had me like ... so I dipped out to my car...I put a bunch of towels from my trunk in the drivers seat...drove to my cousin house...opened the front door real slow on some
shyt...took a shower...bagged the shytty drawers and the pants...man i loved those pants...and drove about 10 miles down the road...to a gas station with no cars at it and i refused to stop at any gas station with cars...then i got out with the shytty clothes in a bag and was like "nah it would be less suspicious if I just dumped them at a busy gas station, they would expecting me to drop them off at a gas station no one is at ( not sure who "they" were, secret society who knows when nikkas shyt on themselves i guess). So I drove another 3 miles or so, hopped out at a busy gas station, tossed a walmart bag full of shytty clothes in the trash and drove away on some shyt. Went back to my cousin crib, watched sportscenter and played some elder scrolls oblivion for a few hours, then went to sleep
Hans Wurst
Pro
i, too had to walk the walk of shame
