Dorian Breh
Veteran
Was driving around on the 24th smoking a few blunts with my cousin, we don't celebrate Christmas because it's a pagan holiday for dinosaur worshippers but we both had the day off work so we were just chilling
All of a sudden we see one of the actors from my 600 lbs life park up at the end of his driveway and hop out of the car with it still running, clearly the key still in the ignition
After we're done laughing watching this dude waddle up to his house we realized it'd be even funnier to watch him try and run after the car so my cousin goes and hops in and we peel out to a little parking lot we know near there
I get there first because I'm driving a scat pack and not a 3rd hand Altima likely purchased from a girl offering $20 out calls on back page and so I'm parked up watching when my cousin pulls up, forcibly throws himself out of the driver's seat and begins throwing up all over the place.
I get out of my car to see what the hells going on (taking my keys with me because I'm not a damn mark) and as soon as I get within a few feet I nearly puke myself
Apparently Fat Albert was composting his McDonald's leftovers in his glove box or something so when cuz checked to see if he had his registration or anything in there the most raucous disturbing smell emerged and sent my guy into convulsions
Bad enough the rest of the car smelled like ass sweat, whoever the original owner was had been stuffing his fast food trash into the glove box for months at that point
So yea, sold as is and you gotta pick it up from the church parking lot but I'll give you a good price hit my DMs
All of a sudden we see one of the actors from my 600 lbs life park up at the end of his driveway and hop out of the car with it still running, clearly the key still in the ignition
After we're done laughing watching this dude waddle up to his house we realized it'd be even funnier to watch him try and run after the car so my cousin goes and hops in and we peel out to a little parking lot we know near there
I get there first because I'm driving a scat pack and not a 3rd hand Altima likely purchased from a girl offering $20 out calls on back page and so I'm parked up watching when my cousin pulls up, forcibly throws himself out of the driver's seat and begins throwing up all over the place.
I get out of my car to see what the hells going on (taking my keys with me because I'm not a damn mark) and as soon as I get within a few feet I nearly puke myself
Apparently Fat Albert was composting his McDonald's leftovers in his glove box or something so when cuz checked to see if he had his registration or anything in there the most raucous disturbing smell emerged and sent my guy into convulsions
Bad enough the rest of the car smelled like ass sweat, whoever the original owner was had been stuffing his fast food trash into the glove box for months at that point
So yea, sold as is and you gotta pick it up from the church parking lot but I'll give you a good price hit my DMs
