Apparently Jimi Hendrix was so good, he made Eric Clapton question is own existence

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Jimi Hendrix was once invited to play with Cream alongside Eric Clapton. In the middle of the show, Clapton walked off stage. He was found in the back shaking angrily and smoking a cigarette. When asked what was wrong, he simply replied, "You never told me he was that fukking good."

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Didn't Eric Clapton say one time that Black immigrants were gonna ruin England or something stupid like that?

"Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fukking wog...Arab grabbed my wife's bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fukking foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You fukking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the c00ns out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. fukking wogs, man. fukking Saudis taking over London. b*stard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and c00ns and Arabs and fukking Jamaicans and fukking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and c00ns living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fukking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fukk's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!"

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"Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fukking wog...Arab grabbed my wife's bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fukking foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You fukking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the c00ns out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. fukking wogs, man. fukking Saudis taking over London. b*stard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and c00ns and Arabs and fukking Jamaicans and fukking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and c00ns living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fukking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fukk's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!"

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@Raul actually Clapton didn't care much for jimi

"I think Jimi can sing very well; he just puts it around that he can't sing and everyone accepts it. I think he can sing very well. I don't think he's a great guitarist. I don't like to watch him too much 'cause I prefer to listen to him.

When he first came to England, you know English people have a very big thing towards a spade. They really love that magic thing, the sexual thing. They all fall for that sort of thing. Everybody and his brother in England still sort of think that spades have big dikks. And Jimi came over and exploited that to the limit, the fukking tee. Everybody fell for it. shyt.

I fell for it. After a while I began to suspect it. Having gotten to know him, I found out that's not where he's at, not where he's at all. That stuff he does onstage, when he does that he's testing the audience. He'll do a lot of things, like fool around with his tongue and play his guitar behind his back and rub it up and down his crotch. And he'll look at the audience, and if they're digging it, he won't like the audience. He'll keep on doing it, putting them on. Play less music. If they don't dig it, then he'll play straight 'cause he knows he has to. It's funny. I heard that here he came on and put on all that shyt in his first set and people were just dead towards it. And in his second set he just played, which is great."
 
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