Apparently Most Coli Brehs Put In Work Their First Time Having Sex

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10- 15 minutes ain't really that long though... I bet most of it was a lot of awkwardness and fumbling around. :scusthov:
15 minutes the first time? Unless your meat numb from a severe beating, something is up :heh:
 

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:ld:Apparently I did very good my first time, cause I got to hit more than once on an experienced chick.

To be honest, most of that was due to me being SUCH a square, I was reading sexual techniques years before I even got to touch a coochie.

Thankfully I wasn't nervous when I got in the bedroom so all went well, aside from breaking a condom. Loser origins got me super powers:ohlawd:

1. I studied cause "You never know when it will happened" crossed my mind.

2. Due to untold amounts of porn consumption that started when I was 4 years old, I always thought I had a small penis, and listening to older
people talk, I found out fellatio Cunnilingus was a way to compensate. So when it was time to dive in, not only was I qualified on the Tower of Power:myman:

I had an idea of what to do with her lady parts.

Being a sexless nerd has perks.








Edit: I don't suck pickles, so fellatio is supposed to be Colonel Angus.
 
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:ld:Apparently I did very good my first time, cause I got to hit more than once on an experienced chick.

To be honest, most of that was due to me being SUCH a square, I was reading sexual techniques years before I even got to touch a coochie.

Thankfully I wasn't nervous when I got in the bedroom so all went well, aside from breaking a condom. Loser origins got me super powers:ohlawd:

1. I studied cause "You never know when it will happened" crossed my mind.

2. Due to untold amounts of porn consumption that started when I was 4 years old, I always thought I had a small penis, and listening to older
people talk, I found out fellatio was a way to compensate. So when it was time to dive in, not only was I qualified on the Tower of Power:myman:

I had an idea of what to do with her lady parts.

Being a sexless nerd has perks.
Thick ass lightskin chick rode me for bout 2 minutes and it was OVER:ohlawd:. Meat was still on swole, but we didn't go again :francis:
 

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how are virgins lasting 15-20 minutes there first time :what:




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