
Apparently I did very good my first time, cause I got to hit more than once on an experienced chick.
To be honest, most of that was due to me being SUCH a square, I was reading sexual techniques years before I even got to touch a coochie.
Thankfully I wasn't nervous when I got in the bedroom so all went well, aside from breaking a condom. Loser origins got me super powers
1. I studied cause "You never know when it will happened" crossed my mind.
2. Due to untold amounts of porn consumption that started when I was 4 years old, I always thought I had a small penis, and listening to older
people talk, I found out fellatio was a way to compensate. So when it was time to dive in, not only was I qualified on the Tower of Power
I had an idea of what to do with her lady parts.
Being a sexless nerd has perks.