Are These New Coli Ads Reading Your Mind

[Mowgli]

Like all the shyt i either need to do, im thinking about or having conversations about are coming up in this fukking ad.

@cook you gots some explaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainin to dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[Audemar]

Google Analytics.

 

[CarltonJunior]

google pretty much knows everything about us

 

[cook]

Like all the shyt i either need to do, im thinking about or having conversations about are coming up in this fukking ad.

@cook you gots some explaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainin to dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

its working....:tigerfist:

 

[Regine Hunter]

I'm tired and was thinking of getting a coffee.

There goes a Timmy's Ad

Demonic

 

[Mowgli]

its working....:tigerfist:

How these nikkas know im thinkin about whether or not my car actually insured right now.

How these nikkas know im thinkin about switchin car insurence providers

I just got back from vegas, how these nikkas sending me ads for vegas hotels.

How these nikkas sending me dentist ads, knowin i got a dental appointment in my calendar coming up.



YO i think this galaxy s5 is fukking SNITCHING!!!!!!!!! Might have to break this piece of shyt.

 

[Suicide King]

How these nikkas know im thinkin about whether or not my car actually insured right now.

How these nikkas know im thinkin about switchin car insurence providers

I just got back from vegas, how these nikkas sending me ads for vegas hotels.

How these nikkas sending me dentist ads, knowin i got a dental appointment in my calendar coming up.



YO i think this galaxy s5 is fukking SNITCHING!!!!!!!!! Might have to break this piece of shyt.

Your internet search history.

 

[Mr Rager]

This shyt gave me a Charmin commercial talking about "no more skidmarks"

Went in the bathroom, and I WAS OUTTA TISSUE

 

[Mowgli]

This shyt gave me a Charmin commercial talking about "no more skidmarks"

Went in the bathroom, and I WAS OUTTA TISSUE

I gotta pizza box in the fridge with one slice left RIGHT NOW!!!!

These nikkas running ads for Pizza Hut now.

 

[Mowgli]

Your internet search history.

Stop it, i dont search for pizza nikka. This shyt psychic.

I noticed the ads the other day and realized the microphone on my laptop was on and the speaker was also in the recording area. Disabled both them shyts. This computer is snitching too ear hustling on me and my wife conversations.

 

[Blackout]

Any ads you see about brazilian jujutsu?

If not then it needs improvement.

 

[CarltonJunior]

Stop it, i dont search for pizza nikka. This shyt psychic.

I noticed the ads the other day and realized the microphone on my laptop was on and the speaker was also in the recording area. Disabled both them shyts. This computer is snitching too ear hustling on me and my wife conversations.

 

[Mowgli]

Any ads you see about brazilian jujutsu?

If not then it needs improvement.

NOT 1 ad about brazillian jiujitsu, thats whats really buggin me out and making me think the shyt is reading my mind. Like the waves from my wifi are intercepting my personal thoughts.

I had a dream about being in a tree with a Grizzly bear coming up the tree. It grabbed my arm and yanked me down.


Now what kinda ad do i see? Some shyt about *you'll be safe in the forest*

ANother ad, just now says,

"dance like no one is watching"

HOW THE fukk THEY KNOW I COME HOME TURN DOWN MY BLINDS AND DANCE WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CarltonJunior]

 

[Ghpstface]

HOW THE fukk THEY KNOW I COME HOME TURN DOWN MY BLINDS AND DANCE WHEN NO ONE IS WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you too?