Are you a slow walker or a fast walker?

[acri1]

Hopefully a fast walker

Brisk walkers live longer, research shows – DW – 04/26/2022

New research shows that fast walkers are more likely to live longer lives than slow walkers.

www.dw.com

Covid: Slow walkers 'more likely to die', study finds

Researchers find slow walkers of all weights are more at risk of dying from the virus.

www.bbc.com

Slow Walkers Might Age Faster Than People Who Pick Up the Pace

The quicker you stroll, the more likely you are to keep accelerated brain-and-body aging at bay, a new study suggests.

www.runnersworld.com

How fast you walk may reveal how fast you're aging. Here's how to find out

Gait speed is fascinating because it offers so many clues about a person’s health, even at a younger age, experts say.

www.today.com

Seriously though, I've always found slow walkers annoying. But after reading some of those articles, maybe I should feel bad for them.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I walk fast when I'm in the store

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Ok… I’m pretty sure a “brisk walker” could get hit buy the same bus as the slow walker if neither pay attention

Some of this shyt really isn’t worth the study. Most slow walkers are elderly, depressed, or dealing with nagging injuries… so yeah, safe to say health is a focus of theirs. I guess they should pick up the pace according to these articles and things will magically get better

 

[maxamusa]

Tall brehs know what the deal is

 

[Elim Garak]

Fast, slow walkers annoy the hell out of me.

 

[Shadow King]

I'd say I'm more "brisk" but it varies.

 

[acri1]

Ok… I’m pretty sure a “brisk walker” could get hit buy the same bus as the slow walker if neither pay attention

Some of this shyt really isn’t worth the study. Most slow walkers are elderly, depressed, or dealing with nagging injuries… so yeah, safe to say health is a focus of theirs. I guess they should pick up the pace according to these articles and things will magically get better

Say you didn't read the article without saying it, slow walking brehs.

The studies obviously were looking at people who were the same age. But then again I know slow walkers are less intelligent so I'll let you cook

 

[ChuckTaylor84]

Fast walker, dirty talker

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I glide

 

[Big D Bangston]

Fast walkers

 

[Braman]

Fast no question. You know you walk fast when you regularly have people slow down and get out the way. They turn round wotb the face

Depending where I’m at it will make me feel bad I can’t lie like if it’s a old Lady or really women in general, I gotta consciously slow to a halt til the lane open up

 

[WaveWhisperer]

I walked slow before and after i broke my foot, yall can kiss my ass .

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Say you didn't read the article without saying it, slow walking brehs.

The studies obviously were looking at people who were the same age. But then again I know slow walkers are less intelligent so I'll let you cook

Did I specify age, clown?

Lack reading comprehension slow minded brehs

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Wife hates my fukking guts that I walk so fast

 

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levitation*