Are you considered a man if you can't see the top of your fridge without standing on your tippy toes

[ADK]

How you gonna call yourself a man when you gotta stand far back or grab a chair to look whats on top of the fridge

 

[Canon]

My fridge is like 7ft tall

 

[ADK]

My fridge is like 7ft tall

Whats that supposed to mean

 

[Couth]

You're not a real man if you can't see over a regulation hoop without standing on your tippy toes

 

[Starski]

 

[KOOL_G_TRAP]

You're not a real man if you never try to suck your own cock

 

[unit321]

How you gonna call yourself a man when you gotta stand far back or grab a chair to look whats on top of the fridge

I've done both. I'm only 5'6".
I guess I could play in the Midget NBA just to get some street cred back.

 

[roxxthe96er]

You're not a real man if you never dunked