Are you ready?

[Dpc292]

Don't be.


Max landis, famous for making the fan film "the death and return of superman", is now making a fan film about professional wrestler Triple H. And do you know who is playing triple h in this fan film? A fukkING WOMAN NAMED CHLOE DYKSTRA!!!!!!!!!

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

 

[Alexander The Great]

i have no idea what's going on here

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

 

[I-Hate-You]

Trips always been a bytch

 

[The Rainmaker]

 

[Silkk]

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

i wont ask how

 

[XII]

I'm convinced this is Spirit Squad Kenny's way of getting revenge

 

[Dpc292]

I'm convinced this is Spirit Squad Kenny's way of getting revenge

They ain't related.

 

[XII]

They ain't related.

I know that. Let me have this

 

[Dpc292]

I know that. Let me have this

Can't, because apparently it's gonna be an all female cast.

 

[Green Ranger]

Off topic that triple h theme is always my favorite

 

[Dpc292]

And you ALL know that there's gonna be those sick Muthafukkas that'll be into that rule 63 shyt and just go all Paul Rubens in the theaters.


And since this is gonna be an all female cast. This means we're gonna get a female HBO as well. Does this mean DX is gonna be called DXD now? Are the fans gonna be telling dxd to show them their DXDs? Wait, oh god, will pat Patterson be a woman named patty and giving people pushes for giving party a little pat pat in between? And what about Val venis? Will she be called Pam Pousey? Will the dikks be called the clams? Will big dikk johnson be called Aunt Flo? Oh and what of poor Brian Kendrick as spanky? Will her job be a prostitute and not an odd job man? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THESE PEOPLE NOW!?!?!?!? See what happens when everybody is a woman. Chaos ensues.