Arkward moment as a kid?

[havoc00]

Go to a birthday I didnt want to go to, mom made me
walk around the party for 10 minutes until someone recognizes me and calls me over
can only handle it for 5 minutes
tell girl I have to go
"noooo, at least eat some caaake first"
too scared to eat in front of people
stuff piece of cake in my pocket, getting frosting and shyt all over my hand/leg
everyone looks and laughs

 

[ugksam]

the ol cake in the pocket gag. works erry time.

 

[havoc00]

the ol cake in the pocket gag. works erry time.

it failed me

 

[atlbound]

on a bus, 5th grade
had on a jacket that was 2 sizes too big, moms made me wear it
buttoned up to the top
was cold in the early morning...hot as fuuck now though
bus all sweaty and and shiit
sick to my stomach.................projectile vomit.

sat there with vomit on me til my stop

 

[stealthbomber]

sitting in 3rd row of mrs perez's 5th grade class
nose is itchy
stick finger up there and start digging
closes eyes and enjoys the picking
feels a warm wet rush
starts bleeding
first time this has ever happened at that point in my life
sneezes on girl next to me
blood gets all over my desk, clothes, hands, papers, girl next to me and now the kid on the other side of me
everyone laughs
i cry

 

[OPTiMO]

playing football in 8th grade at lunch



a young optimo had little chubby kid titties, that i was hella embaressed about




it was wash day so i wore a sweater with nothing underneath



playing ball, bell rings to go to class, a bird shyts all over my sweatshirt




either take my shirt off and reveal my titties.... or rock a sweatshirt with birdshyt on it



almost had a damn heartattack

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

First time gettin p*ssy all i had seen was cinemax so i didnt know it had to bewetbefore u stickit in

 

[ClassyME]

Gettin my ass beat/whippings.

I had a sick & twisted humor where I wouldn't cry no matter how painful each hit was, I'd laugh & joke around to piss 'em off instead. .. Awkward moment when she stops and looks at you like and you lookin at her like then hits u like 1-2 more times then gives up.


I was a bad ass kid..

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Gettin my ass beat/whippings.

I had a sick & twisted humor where I wouldn't cry no matter how painful each hit was, I'd laugh & joke around to piss 'em off instead.


I was a bad ass kid..

I would cry as soon as i knew i couldnt get out the smackdown

 

[ThugLife]

I would cry as soon as i knew i couldnt get out the smackdown

I always wore 2 sweatshirts and 2 sweatpants when I knew I was about to get beat

 

[OPTiMO]

when that plug got unplugged i knew it was a wrap





i was the yungest though so i got beatings way less than my older siblings. i know how to myself out of that shyt

 

[ClassyME]

I would cry as soon as i knew i couldnt get out the smackdown

Not I. I was a rough ass kid growing up.

I have a picture where I was wearing a dress and I looked sooooooooooo adorable. My cousin was standing next to me lookin like . The camera caught him lookin like : wiping his tears away from his cheek. My mom said I beat him up like 2-3 minutes before the picture was taken. I was lookin like all innocent n shyt

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Not I. I was a rough ass kid growing up.

I have a picture where I was wearing a dress and I looked sooooooooooo adorable. My cousin was standing next to me lookin like . The camera caught him lookin like : wiping his tears away from his cheek. My mom said I beat him up like 2-3 minutes before the picture was taken. I was lookin like all innocent n shyt

My mom had braided up cords, switches, shoes, anything to hurt. I knew she would bring the pain like a shaq dunk

 

[B90X]

In the second grade
Teacher asks a math question
"What's 4x4?"
some kid raises his hand and gives an off the wall funny answer
"23058574894.2"
whole class and teacher laughs
I see this and immideatly this goes through my mind

Teacher asks another math question"
"What's 5x6?"
I raise my hand higher than it's ever been raised before
She sees me and calls on me
I give an off the wall answer
"103474932323734784"
Not a peep...out of anybody for at least 5-7 seconds
I then give the correct answer
The teacher says "thank you" and moves on...

 

[Cat piss martini]

pre-kiss/catch a girl get a girl/clothes burn era...
girls would always try to pull me in the coat room
to force kisses on me and i'd run like a hoe ass nikka.