ARN ANDERSON NO-SOLD HAIR LOSS, BROTHER!

[Hulk Hogan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhdOAMfkJ-A

WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING MEAN GENE, ARN ANDERSON IS A SOLID DUUUUDE, BROTHER! BUT LET'S BE HONEST, MAAAN! THIS GUY PUTS LEBRON JAMES TO SHAME, BROTHER! HE HAD THREE HAIRS LEFT ON THE FRONT LEFT SIDE OF HIS HEAD AND HE COMBED THEM OVER TO THE RIGHT SIDE DESPITE BEING TOTALLY BALD ON THE TOP AND IN THE BACK, BROTHER! YOU KNOW, I WAS "CHILLING" WITH MY FRIENDS SYLVESTER STALLONE AND ZACK RYDER, BROTHER! AND LONG ISLAND ICED Z ASKED ME IF I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, BROTHER! YOU SEE, THE TRUTH IS THIS: POST YOUR FAVORITE RIDICULOUS HAIRLINES IN WRESTLING IN THIS THREAD, BROTHER! WORD TO MOWLGI, BROTHER!

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[Swiggy]

THE TRUEST MARK OF A WARRIOR IS WHAT IGNITE HIS SOULS IN BATTLE!!! MORTALS HAVE TRIED TO CHANGE THIS LAW OF DESTRUCTION, AND HAVE MET THEIR DEMISE EVERY TIME THEY TEMPTED FATES LUST FOR ANARCHY!!!!

DESPAIR, MY WARRIORS, FOR A NEW LAW HAS BEEN WRITTEN IN THE HALLS OF COMBAT, WRITHING WITH SEEDLESS CLAIMS OF LEGEND, HOPING FOR GLORIOUS RUIN!!! IN THESE DESIGNS OF AMBIGUOUS SHACKLES, MAN HAS CONJURED UP A FATE FOR HIMSELF THAT BRINGS NO GLORY, BUT THE APOCALYPTIC DELIVERANCE FROM THE AWFUL GOODNESS OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT.

HEAR MY WORDS, WARRIORS, AND BEHOLD THE LIES THAT ARE THE MARKINGS THAT DIVIDE THE CHOSEN FROM THE UNWORTHYYYYYY!!!

*flashes pic on screen of Sgt. Slaughter's hairline*

 

[seanjohn21276]

 

[Doctor Wily]

What the fukk is wrong with you guys

 

[krackdagawd]

 

[DaylitoJames]

Did he say he was chillin' with Sylvester Stallone and ZACK RYDER?!

 

[Karamellion]

Zacks getting that rub

 

[Mew]

goat alias

 

[captaincharisma]

 

[Bob Loblaw]

 

[Hulk Hogan]

HIS COMBOVER IS HOMER SIMPSON STATUS, BROTHER! HE'S ON SOME CHARLIE BROWN'S HEAD shyt, DUUUDE!

HEY ULTIMATE WARRIOR! THE WOMAN IN MY SEX TAPE IS YOUR MOTHER, BROTHER! TAKE THAT, FAAAAG!

 

[captaincharisma]

HIS COMBOVER IS HOMER SIMPSON STATUS, BROTHER! HE'S ON SOME CHARLIE BROWN'S HEAD shyt, DUUUDE!

HEY ULTIMATE WARRIOR! THE WOMAN IN MY SEX TAPE IS YOUR MOTHER, BROTHER! TAKE THAT, FAAAAG!

whatchu gonna do brother, when this alias flops on YOU !

 

[Hulk Hogan]

whatchu gonna do brother, when this alias flops on YOU !

FLOPS, BROTHER? THAT'S THE FLAIR ALIAS, DUUUUDE!

 

[mr x]