Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
I'm at the precinct, scarfing down some eclairs and chocolate covered donuts.... next thing I know, we're getting a call from this old lady talking about her son stabbed her grandson in the @$$.
I'm not gonna lie - I thought it was hilarious.
I decided to eat one more eclair and wash it down with a Fanta before we rolled out.
So when me and my partner get there, this nikka is on the ground leaking blood from his @$$.
My partner and I looked at each other like this:
After we handcuffed the uncle and got him in the backseat, me and my partner waited until we were down the street... then we looked back at dude in the backseat like:
"Did we really just arrest you for stabbing your nephew in the @$$?"
Then we all had a good laugh like:
The uncle was real chill too...
If it was up to me, I would have let him walk.
How many yrs can you possibly get for puncturing somebody's @$$?
I'm not gonna lie - I thought it was hilarious.
I decided to eat one more eclair and wash it down with a Fanta before we rolled out.
So when me and my partner get there, this nikka is on the ground leaking blood from his @$$.
My partner and I looked at each other like this:
After we handcuffed the uncle and got him in the backseat, me and my partner waited until we were down the street... then we looked back at dude in the backseat like:
"Did we really just arrest you for stabbing your nephew in the @$$?"
Then we all had a good laugh like:
The uncle was real chill too...
If it was up to me, I would have let him walk.
How many yrs can you possibly get for puncturing somebody's @$$?
