As much as we all hate simps, don't lie, if you won that powerball you'd be a super simp.

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I'm definitely tricking...but I wouldn't simp if I had a trillion
 

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imagine having hundreds of millions of dollars and still caring about words like simping...

I will be contributing to the monthly adp employment numbers... im puttin bad hoes on W2s and 1099s with roles and titles that match their skillset.. Executive Naked Blunt Roller, SVP of the Baddest bytches, Head of Lingerie Chefs, Lead I-don't-have-any-real-skills-but-I-have-a-wagon, Chief Ejaculate Officer etc.

I'm IRS trickin..
 
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