Ask a black dude who works in a restaurant anything

[semtex]

My cousin is a cook and he be fukkin a diff chick every night

 

[Blackout]

You got any numbers while doing it?

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

Who are you fukkin? Any stories? We all know how it goes down in those resturants.

I stained this one petite chick, black, dreadlocks back in May nice little shape, right after she got fired.

Trying to see if this dirty blond chick is trying to fukk, but she's kinda iffy/flaky but I'm not sweating it.

No major stories currently, but today a woman got her phone snatched at work, while some kid was basically hit her and the table with the flyer and the sob story. Whole time through, they even gave his ass $5

Through earlier this year, on the night shift, a worker who had been staining this one girl, got her pregnant, ended up beathing her ass and walking out on the job, whole time buddy ass had a warrant out for his arrest

 

[whknorth]

Cook or waiter?

janitor.

 

[DrX]

lol this nikka @HankHill think hes an astronaut, like we dont have other bros that work at restaurants...like its not a popular common job

 

[Originalman]

Tell the truth if some fried fall off a customers plate you pick them joints up and put them back on the plate don't you.

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

You got any numbers while doing it?

Mostly from other co-workers. No customers.

It's kinda one of those places where the clientele
can be proto-

QUOTE="DrX, post: 16872160, member: 11900"]lol this nikka @HankHill think hes an astronaut, like we dont have other bros that work at restaurants...like its not a popular common job[/QUOTE]

difference between me and you is, I can actually maintain a level of happiness and want to spread that via information or humor.

But your point is felt.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

What are the highest tipping demographics, and why? and how many of your personal attributes, if any, would you consider a factor in that?

Small restaurants vs big franchises which one you think is better, and why?