ask a jew anything...

[john goodman]

go for it

 

[SoulController]

do you confide in your rabbi?

 

[concise]

Have you ever visited 770 Eastern Parkway?

 

[john goodman]

do you confide in your rabbi?

don't have one. i'm secular... most other jews i know haven't been to synagogue since their bar mitzvah

 

[Double J]

Why did you steal the Palestinian's land?

 

[john goodman]

Have you ever visited 770 Eastern Parkway?

had to google that

lol no

i'm not a hasid and generally don't like them. very closed minded backwards people. not to mention how to cheat to get government benefits and are pretty shady in business practices.

 

[Nick Barnes]

How much money do you have saved up?

 

[SoulController]

don't have one. i'm secular... most other jews i know haven't been to synagogue since their bar mitzvah

 

[john goodman]

Why did you the steal Palestinian's land?

israel is a beautiful country breh i was there last summer

 

[havoc00]

are you a shyster?

 

[DrunkenNovice]

*throws up Esau=Evil Signal*

 

[john goodman]

How much money do you have saved up?

alot... i'm really good at money. to jewish guys, being good at money is our form of masculinity as opposed to athletic prowess or other traditional gentile masculine traits.

 

[Double J]

israel is a beautiful country breh i was there last summer

You didn't answer the question

 

[Henryflo1]

Have you ever visited 770 Eastern Parkway?

You live in crown heights?

 

[john goodman]

are you a shyster?

i'm pretty fair in my business practices but also not trusting of others. always have to be careful when it comes to money.

i'm a very tough negotiator if that's what you're asking