Ask A nikka That’s Drunk In South Africa Anything

[Captain Crunch]

Bout to eat this Big Mac and fries
They don’t put salt on the fries though

 

[UncleTomFord15]

How c00nish is the average South African?

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

How us it out there

Is folks friendly treating u good

 

[CoryMack]

Why a Big Mac and fries? If it has to be fast food why not a local spot?

But then you say you’re drunk. Why drunk? Do yo smoke? If so what’s the weed scene like there?

I won’t ask about the asses cause I’m sure that’s a given and you’ll be answering that question repeatedly.

 

[Marzupial]

Is there a lot brehs with pawgs there??

Are you happy with the he bafana bafana qualification for the can?

Is there a lot Charlize Theron Stan's out there?

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Enjoy breh if you in cape town I can give you some pointers

 

[Marzupial]

Btw big tasty>>> Big Mac

 

[Captain Crunch]

How c00nish is the average South African?

There’s definitely bed wenches here. I saw a number of Tinder profiles that said “white guys only” or something related to interracial dating.


Btw, my international plan staggers my speed, so I may not answer some questions

 

[Captain Crunch]

Why a Big Mac and fries? If it has to be fast food why not a local spot?

But then you say you’re drunk. Why drunk? Do yo smoke? If so what’s the weed scene like there?

I won’t ask about the asses cause I’m sure that’s a given and you’ll be answering that question repeatedly.

1. It’s kind of late and I wanted to get something to eat before I go home.

2. I went to this dead club in Maboneng, so I had a few drinks in me.

3. Don’t smoke, but weed seems to be prevalent here.

4. Not every girl has a fat ass, but a fat ass is common here. Walking the streets, I had to turn my head and say

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

No

 

[Captain Crunch]

How us it out there

Is folks friendly treating u good

Some of the people in the shops kinda gave me an attitude, especially when I was in theme park earlier.

The girl behind the counter(sista btw) was not trying to help me

There was also a mural for a minstrel show on one of the rides. I’ll post the pic when I get better internet

 

[86\*/98]

I heard the crime is outrageous out there from what you’ve seen so far is that true?

 

[El_Mero_Mero]

Is there a Chinatown?

Is A Boogie poppin' out there?

By walking around did you get a feeling that the cops are corrupt?

 

[Captain Crunch]

I didn’t see a Chinatown in Johannesburg, but A Boogie and American music as a whole is popular here.

ADOS gang, they really do follow us.
Girl I was chilling with earlier would say nikka, and I lowkey chuckled because it was in an accent
She even thought the term yellowbone was from South Africa

 

[MikelArteta]

@Lucky_Lefty you still in SA?