At work and I can't stop farting. HELP!!

[YeLovesBoston]

Exactly what the title says. Ive been passing nasty gassies almost nonstop for 4 hours.

I aint even eat breakfast

Do we have a doctor on theColi?

 

[Supa cat]

What you eat last night

 

[Freedman]

Try an enema

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Plug It Up

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Succumb to it, let it consume you and the office.

 

[Juggalo Fred]

Go home sick


Your coworkers will thank you tmrw

 

[YeLovesBoston]

What you eat last night

Rice and fish

 

[The BasedFather]

Whatever you do, don't hold it in breh. I did that once and my stomach felt like it was going to blow up. I let a nasty one rip too.

Fart in the least active place there.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

change your gotdamn diet..you manbearpig.

 

[Why-Fi]

you need to be put on the potty. take your phone to the throne and go get yourself together

 

[supanegro]

Smear bath and body works lotion on your culo hole every 2 hours, makes the farts slide out easily n will smell pleasant as well..

If u rather hold it in then smear green tobacco sauce on your culo hole, that'll close it up real nice.

 

[Luna]

Exactly what the title says. Ive been passing nasty gassies almost nonstop for 4 hours.

I aint even eat breakfast

Do we have a doctor on theColi?

I'm a doctor/vegan - it's interchangeable. You need to become vegan in order to be cured.