I've done some nasty shyt, but I never would've thought this would happen to me. Imma just say, summa yall bytches fukkIN NASTY. God damn. Absolutely no concept of hygiene. Don't even try to call me nasty for eating groceries either cuz some shyt is just IN you and you can't help it. Like if i wanna eat a chicks p*ssy from behind, my nose gon' be all up in the a$$hole by default. Therefore, I might get a lil "up in dea'" nah mean 
. BUT DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO BE LIKE 
TO WIPE OFF DINGLEBERRIES AND shyt 
so i'm eatin chick out from behind and there minimal yet natural funk and it's all good. I'm feelin EXTRA freaky so i put a finger up the butt and she is feelin it. I then bite the inside cheek of her booty while kinda layin inside her ass crack, so my cheek is spot on the booty hole and i'm biting her butt. We fukk and all that and when she looks at me she looks haphazardly and kinda does a double take. I noticed it at the time but didn't even really care to ask. We do our post fukk ritual (wash her vagina, cleanse my dikk etc.) then she leaves in a hurry. I'm chillin for HOURS before i have to use the bathroom and look in the mirror and see brown fece on my cheek in a puckered shape (straight from the source
). Man that shyt was DRY by then and i took a full body shower when i found that. I'm disgusted and I haven't texted her back since. She must've got loose from fingering her booty hole, but that's no excuse 
. BUT DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO BE LIKE TO WIPE OFF DINGLEBERRIES AND shyt so i'm eatin chick out from behind and there minimal yet natural funk and it's all good. I'm feelin EXTRA freaky so i put a finger up the butt and she is feelin it. I then bite the inside cheek of her booty while kinda layin inside her ass crack, so my cheek is spot on the booty hole and i'm biting her butt. We fukk and all that and when she looks at me she looks haphazardly and kinda does a double take. I noticed it at the time but didn't even really care to ask. We do our post fukk ritual (wash her vagina, cleanse my dikk etc.) then she leaves in a hurry. I'm chillin for HOURS before i have to use the bathroom and look in the mirror and see brown fece on my cheek in a puckered shape (straight from the source
). Man that shyt was DRY by then and i took a full body shower when i found that. I'm disgusted and I haven't texted her back since. She must've got loose from fingering her booty hole, but that's no excuse 
does everyone of you nikkas sexual experiences involve shyt and stank p*ssy? 
