Athletes need to start going with the "It Wasn't Me" excuse

jadillac · Sep 17, 2014

Eddie Murphy taught us this long ago. LOL

".....there are witnesses on twitter who saw/heard you"

Athlete: "Wasn't me" :ehh:

"But the waitress said you left and didnt leave a tip"

Athlete: "Wasn't me" :ehh:

"....someone with a cell phone got you on camera"

Athlete: "don't know what to tell you but.....wasn't me" :manny:

There's enough gullible ppl out there to begin to question, "well he says it wasn't him, so maybe it wasn't" :ohhh:

OH SOHH TRILL · Sep 17, 2014

worked for R Kelly and they had him on tape :manny:

Harry Sax · Sep 17, 2014

they said i had my dad killed...it wasnt me :mjcryjames:

Cool Dr. Money · Sep 17, 2014

The Shaggy defense always works

Silkk · Sep 17, 2014

OH SOHH TRILL said:
worked for R Kelly and they had him on tape

shyt gonna be stuck in my head all day :bryan:

jadillac · Sep 17, 2014

Silkk said:
shyt gonna be stuck in my head all day

repitition is the key.

"It wasn't me"