sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
1st story my baby sister worked in some prison near mexia and Fairfield tx. She said the inmates were always overly horny and wouldn't stop harassing her 2 the point she quit despite the stable money it paid.
*checks statute of limitations yet again*
Ok my daughter daddy was locked up in Hutchins state jail when she was born. I get a call from him saying bring him some weed cuz he was gambling and lost n owed sumbody. He told me how 2 package and where 2 put it so he could get it. I never trusted the nikka plans of action so I came up with my own much safer with less risk plan. Now this retarded mf wanted me to leave it in the tank of the toilet in the bathroom and a trustee would collect it for him. Problem with that is I didn't trust it plus the whole purpose of my visit was 2 bring our infant daughter to c him. Well I figured the best way was to bring a tube of superglue with me. I could buy snacks from the vending machine and pass it to him thru the opening to give inmates the snacks visitors bought during no contact visits behind glass. So I bought a few little items but the most significant was the yt cheddar popcorn in the all black bag..
So BOOM I opened the popcorn...put the lil dime sak of weed in it then sealed it back up with the superglue n gave it time to dry good.
So I then walk 2 the door to pass the snacks thru the opening to the CO to give 2 my daughter daddy. The CO grabbed the other snacks but the popcorn he shook it n said "ain't nuthin in here is it " I almost shyt a brick I just knew I was going 2 prison so I just looked n walked back to my seat. We took a picture that day and I told him fucc him n his gambling n I wasn't bringing her back 2 c him
Year 2002
*checks statute of limitations yet again*
Ok my daughter daddy was locked up in Hutchins state jail when she was born. I get a call from him saying bring him some weed cuz he was gambling and lost n owed sumbody. He told me how 2 package and where 2 put it so he could get it. I never trusted the nikka plans of action so I came up with my own much safer with less risk plan. Now this retarded mf wanted me to leave it in the tank of the toilet in the bathroom and a trustee would collect it for him. Problem with that is I didn't trust it plus the whole purpose of my visit was 2 bring our infant daughter to c him. Well I figured the best way was to bring a tube of superglue with me. I could buy snacks from the vending machine and pass it to him thru the opening to give inmates the snacks visitors bought during no contact visits behind glass. So I bought a few little items but the most significant was the yt cheddar popcorn in the all black bag..
So BOOM I opened the popcorn...put the lil dime sak of weed in it then sealed it back up with the superglue n gave it time to dry good.
So I then walk 2 the door to pass the snacks thru the opening to the CO to give 2 my daughter daddy. The CO grabbed the other snacks but the popcorn he shook it n said "ain't nuthin in here is it " I almost shyt a brick I just knew I was going 2 prison so I just looked n walked back to my seat. We took a picture that day and I told him fucc him n his gambling n I wasn't bringing her back 2 c him
Year 2002
