Average sized Man vs 30 cats

[CW_1991]

Who would come out on top? A average sized adult man with no weapons or protection (just the clothes on his back) or 30 house cats all set on killing you?

This is inspired by the Brock Lesnar vs lion thread

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

Even if you killed all the cats, you'd probably die of septic shock from all the infected bites and scratches before you even got to the hospital.

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

The cats are gonna get him.

 

[Hersh]

30 cats set on killing u.. u done.. but if was 30 housecats.. the reg adult got it rather easy too..

 

[Morethan1]

3 cars could kill a man

 

[DallasTxRep]

30 cats gon fukk you up

 

[letti cook]

man look...i almost had my eye clawed out by one agitated cat that couldnt get at a cat outside so he got startled when i walked in the room....30?....you DEAD

and closed casket, "damn that was fukked up how they did him" DEAD

 

[jay83]

If you get eye damage your done anyway.

 

[Panthro11]

Cats with the easy victory

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

I wish these types of battles were sanctioned and put on pay per view

The Romans were onto something with the Colisseum

 

[GreenGhxst]

30 cats deadset on killing you





Homie followed that boy to the backyard after staring and crooning for a bit outside the window

That cat had Hunter x Hunter level bloodlust

Imagine 30 of those

Naw your ass is dead

 

[Kasgoinjail]

U ever had to run from a brain damaged cat?


10 cats could take homie out

 

[Hater Eraser]

 

[Buddy]

All you need is a laser and a good leather belt

 

[Sauce Mane]

Do you get to wear protective clothing with steel toe boots? If not then cats easily