Ay, tell a funny joke

[duncanthetall]

Do muhfukkas ever tell jokes anymore? I'm more of a in the moment type of funny dude, but I do appreciate a good joke if its funny and the delivery is good.

So..hear any good ones lately?

 

[Silkk]

Knock Knock?

Who's There?

Little Boy Blew.

Little Boy Blew Who?

Spoiler

Michael Jackson

 

[duncanthetall]

Knock Knock?

Who's There?

Little Boy Blew.

Little Boy Blew Who?

Spoiler

Michael Jackson

Yikes

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

RIC FLAIR WALKS INTO A BAR, BROTHER!

Spoiler

THAT'S THE SETUP AND THE PUNCHLINE, DUDE! HIS LIFE IS A JOKE, JACK!

 

[luckyse7enz]

What's black & doesn't work?

Spoiler

Decaffeinated coffee.

Use that joke as a feeler to see what kind of people you're dealing with when you're out.

 

[duncanthetall]

What's black & doesn't work?

Spoiler

Decaffeinated coffee.

Use that joke as a feeler to see what kind of people you're dealing with when you're out.

I might end up doin that to unease the muhfukkas if they feelin too comfortable. Make shyt awkward n hilarious

 

[Ronnie Lott]

What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?

Spoiler

a flame thrower

 

[Arcavian]

What do you call an abortion clinic in a bad neighborhood?

Spoiler

crimestoppers

 

[Jparker]

What do you call an Eithiopian with a penny on his head?

Spoiler

A nail

Spoiler

even I felt bad about that one

 

[aRoMaN21]

WHat do you call a honky bursting into flames??

Spoiler

a fire crakker

What do you call Skyler gray shaking her ass?

Spoiler

An ironing board with massage features.

 

[ugksam]

what has 4 arms 4 legs and says "HOE DA DOE HOE DA DOE"

Spoiler

2 black guys tryin to catch an elevator

 

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