Ayo do chickens be smashing? Is that where the eggs come from?

[Born2BKing]

Serious question.

 

[The God Poster]

Serious question.

Negged for bird babble

 

[CW_1991]

What I find more fascinating is that humans have been eating eggs and chickens for thousands of years and yet the animal isn't extinct.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

The chicken lays eggs like a menstrual cycle regardless of smashing. If she gets her cheeks smashed then the egg gets fertilized and you get a chick.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Serious question.

Hens basically lay an egg per day if they're healthy and not stressed, regardless of if a cock been up in them. Good life yields larger eggs. Eggs only hatch if they've been fertilized, obviously.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

something's missing

 

[ThaBronxBully]

What I find more fascinating is that humans have been eating eggs and chickens for thousands of years and yet the animal isn't extinct.

People Breed Them By The Millions Each Year

 

[OneManGang]

People Breed Them By The Millions Each Year

I read that post and shook my head

There’s probably more chickens on earth than humans honestly

Edit: there are

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I always though egg yolk was chicken cum

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I always though egg yolk was chicken cum

And yet you stay ordering eggs Benedict with EXTRA hollandaise sauce for breakfast

 

[Buckeye Fever]

And yet you stay ordering eggs Benedict with EXTRA hollandaise sauce for breakfast

I went through 3 dozen eggs in 3 weeks by myself

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I went through 3 dozen eggs in 3 weeks by myself

Out here eating deviled eggs for breakfast thinking you're eating a hard boiled money shot

But they chicken PERIODS though, so...better I suppose

 

[Booker Carver]

I always though egg yolk was chicken cum

 

[Samori Toure]

I went through 3 dozen eggs in 3 weeks by myself

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

I always though egg yolk was chicken cum

You like when that yolk bust in ha mouth and dribble down your chin