JamesCannon
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InB4 tl:dr But I posted this in the eminem thread where she dissing again. It's a 1 star thread so the convo not getting no burn but it seems like her situation could be fixed in a matter of minutes
why dont somebody around her just sit her down one of her Ricans and say look. Tonight, we're writing a song, about being sorry, for saying dumb shid out our mouf all the time. Tomorrow we're going to meet with Jack Thriller and sit down and let him clown on us, and we're going to clown on ourselves but NOT clown on anybody else. Day after tomorrow we're going to issue a statement about mental illness and express our sympathy to that community and express that we may be wrestling with our demons. We're also going to send bottles to the breakfast club with our statement and express our interest in appearing. About a week from now after we've prepped we're going to look charla ma gay in his new beige face and say sorry to everyone we've ever dissed, say we're getting help, and we just want to walk a positive path that we were too young, naive, and unassisted to walk before. We are going to deflect questions about iggy and nicki and say they're dope and obviously quite talented to have built such fanbases and how we hope we get an opportunity to walk that same path. In a week we wake up with a new image. We will have faced charla ma gay, the final boss in the troll game. That should complete the walk of fire. So now we book Angie Ma for the sympathy tour and give her the hood oprah interview, and then last but not least we do Ebro and Sway as if nothing ever happened. Then we tweet positively and cultivate a FUN image that high school beckys can embrace, and as our apology song wanes in popularity, we drop our new fun house influenced records and be the fun star that we are. Finally, schedule a show in the D, call Trick Trick, Dej Loaf, and Em and see if u can patch things up on a organic level.
#RICANS
Sorry guys been hitting the House of Cards kinda hard on Netflix.
EDIT: For aspirin Coli artists, I can be your Rican (No Homo) for the right price, Point to Mars cause that's where ur career could be headed
why dont somebody around her just sit her down one of her Ricans and say look. Tonight, we're writing a song, about being sorry, for saying dumb shid out our mouf all the time. Tomorrow we're going to meet with Jack Thriller and sit down and let him clown on us, and we're going to clown on ourselves but NOT clown on anybody else. Day after tomorrow we're going to issue a statement about mental illness and express our sympathy to that community and express that we may be wrestling with our demons. We're also going to send bottles to the breakfast club with our statement and express our interest in appearing. About a week from now after we've prepped we're going to look charla ma gay in his new beige face and say sorry to everyone we've ever dissed, say we're getting help, and we just want to walk a positive path that we were too young, naive, and unassisted to walk before. We are going to deflect questions about iggy and nicki and say they're dope and obviously quite talented to have built such fanbases and how we hope we get an opportunity to walk that same path. In a week we wake up with a new image. We will have faced charla ma gay, the final boss in the troll game. That should complete the walk of fire. So now we book Angie Ma for the sympathy tour and give her the hood oprah interview, and then last but not least we do Ebro and Sway as if nothing ever happened. Then we tweet positively and cultivate a FUN image that high school beckys can embrace, and as our apology song wanes in popularity, we drop our new fun house influenced records and be the fun star that we are. Finally, schedule a show in the D, call Trick Trick, Dej Loaf, and Em and see if u can patch things up on a organic level.
#RICANS
Sorry guys been hitting the House of Cards kinda hard on Netflix.
EDIT: For aspirin Coli artists, I can be your Rican (No Homo) for the right price, Point to Mars cause that's where ur career could be headed
