
Although this is a skit..
I have this one crazy uncle who went to go see his daughter, and his BM boyfriend/husband(not sure but they divorce now) was there and was like "Why did you come here to my place without telling me".
My uncle said, "You moved in and dont pay any bills here, how is this your place?"
The OP is kind of reverse scenario
talking crazy while not paying any bills is diabolical