Back like we never left: 2016 Texas Rangers Thread

[BigE214]

Rouggy for MVP

When Yu returns it's over.

Hammels-Darvish-Perez-Holland-Colby(smh)

Choo plays like he did the second half of last year and and Elvis is better than last year (shouldn't be hard) and we're back in the WS. Rangers in 4.

 

[El Bombi]

Opening Day victory.

 

[twan83]

That grind it out win
We got 1 hit with 3 runs out if it

 

[Surreal]

That grind it out win
We got 1 hit with 3 runs out if it

Story of King Felix life
Go Rangers!!!!

 

[Codeine Bryant]

This is the year.

1-0

 

[duckbutta]

Yu coming back...

Cokeboy Hamilton coming back...

Profar going to tear it up in triple a though...right

 

[Yoda]

so this the official thread? aight, im in it an i cant get outttt

 

[El Bombi]

AL WEST BACK-TO-BACK CHAMPS!!!

 

[Max B]

Yall so trash. I never seen such a team filled with pussies real shyt

 

[jdubnyce]

 

[...o3]

...1 game above .500, bruhs. it's like going on a 5 month long dry spell and finally giving into the sexual advances of that not so attractive chic who been flirting with you since you moved into the building.

i feel a surge coming on. we bought to win the division and get swept in the 1st round again, bruhs.

we're so ass, no one bothered to make a 2017 season thread.

 

[El Bombi]

How about those Blue Jays?

 

[BigE214]

...1 game above .500, bruhs. it's like going on a 5 month long dry spell and finally giving into the sexual advances of that not so attractive chic who been flirting with you since you moved into the building.

i feel a surge coming on. we bought to win the division and get swept in the 1st round again, bruhs.

we're so ass, no one bothered to make a 2017 season thread.

I put a lot of focus on the Cowboys but we legit. It's a long season and we got a lot of talent. We'll be back. It's in our pedigree. Despite Sam Dyson