Barack Obama needs to decree that all WASP b!tches must look like Kate Upton

[JahBuhLun]

That dress shouldn't be saggy like that.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

only on the coli

and i'm dead serious when I say this

only on the coli have I've seen straight men NOT like kate upton

KATE fukkING UPTON

and here I thought she was the one chick that every guy agrees on liking

i'm shocked and sort of not shocked

not liking kate upton smh

Its not like nobody would fukk, its just that this guy is up in here acting as if she's a once in a lifetime find

 

[razassin]

Meanwhile dark skin hoz lookin like

 

[The Nigerian]

Man, guess who just skrait nutted in a marathon running, Asics wearing, art school attending WASP chick, like, just right now. Go ahead, guess.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

she bloated

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Photoshopped shyt.

 

[Brofato]

I'm not really sure about the rest of her but

 

[AllHolosEve]

WASP?

wtf is WASP

! was

 

[Green negs and spam]

Meanwhile dark skin hoz lookin like

But anyway Kate Upton is fine she's just not the transcendent beauty that you lot are making her out to be .

 

[TheBigBopper]

Man, guess who just skrait nutted in a marathon running, Asics wearing, art school attending WASP chick, like, just right now. Go ahead, guess.

Nice, but most WASP bytches look like horses with big noses and no t*ts. Did this bytch look like Kate Upton?

 

[The Nigerian]

Nice, but most WASP bytches look like horses with big noses and no t*ts. Did this bytch look like Kate Upton?

Like Kate Upton? Um... I dunno. In what way? They're both blond wasps.

She had really sharp features... like an anime character or a print model. Short blonde hair. Rosey cheeks, thin lips, a sharp nose and sapphire blue eyes. Total runners/yoga body (unlike Ms. Upton.) I totally got pics, but I'll hold on to them while I figure out where this is all going. I feel like she might be a spy or an elaborate MTV reality show production or something.

I hit that azz for like 2 hours while listening to her playlist of 9th wonder and J Dilla beats!

 

[xXMASHERXx]

Most overrated chick out. I don't know how she is a model with a body shaped like a square.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

they've always been in play, just not really something that is attainable for non-white guys.

Actually its the exact opposite. Its always been way easier to get with a regular ass white chick than an exotic European one. Anyways most regular white chicks from like the south, midwest, ect arent attractive to me. Too plain and give off a hint of trashiness. A french chick doe

 

[TheBigBopper]

Like Kate Upton? Um... I dunno. In what way? They're both blond wasps.

She had really sharp features... like an anime character or a print model. Short blonde hair. Rosey cheeks, thin lips, a sharp nose and sapphire blue eyes. Total runners/yoga body (unlike Ms. Upton.) I totally got pics, but I'll hold on to them while I figure out where this is all going. I feel like she might be a spy or an elaborate MTV reality show production or something.

I hit that azz for like 2 hours while listening to her playlist of 9th wonder and J Dilla beats!

What were dem titties looking like?

 

[The Nigerian]

What were dem titties looking like?

I've seen better, seen way worse. Pretty overall. That snatch tho… outta this world.

Man, I hit that shyt for like 2.5 hours. Came in all holes. She was squirting and all that. No re-load time either. I just stayed rock hard the whole damn time. No lie, sh!t had me feeling