Barber fukked up my hairline, Got a date in 3 days. My life is over.

[BocaRear]

My god, this is the closest I've been to tears since my grandma passed.

I was in the barber shop getting my shyt cut by some Jamaican breh who was eating stewed chicken & rice n beans WHILST he was cutting my hair , this nikka's breath & fingers were all kind of stank n he kept grabbing the shyt outta my head, this nikka straight manhandled me brehs.

I musta flinched a little cos of the stank & now my fade ain't look right & my hairline is looking wavy as fukk, like the edges are almost curved. I was on that bus ride home on some Listening to Born Sinner. It wasn't supposed to be like this.

My problem is I got a date with my ex trini Indian girl

Who I ain't seen in a couple years in 3 days, I can't go out like this fam. I worked too hard securing her number & getting her back.

I need some of that mystical lyrical Hebrew spiritual juices n berries shyt right now fam, how do I grow my hair back in a few days

My life is over, I'm too young to be looking this

 

[Boogie]

Pic vio

 

[Ronald McDonald]

drop them pics otherwise your time in the green will be over as well

 

[QamYasharahla]

Ugly neegas gon ugly :jrdnpls:

 

[Primetime21]

pic

 

[BocaRear]

@QamYasharahla

That karma

 

[BocaRear]

Why Allah why:FLABANDBLESS:

 

[beenz]

if ur hairline gets pushed back, the ONLY option is the rock a baldy for a few days. then after about 3 days, you can line that shyt up into a ceasar.

 

[ikbm]

you're somali...your line was already fukked from birth
she wont give a shyt...you both young and i highly doubt its a formal date...just wear a hat, b

 

[The Goodz]

wear a hat..?????



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My god, this is the closest I've been to tears since my grandma passed.
I was in the barber shop getting my shyt cut by some Jamaican breh who was eating stewed chicken & rice n beans WHILST he was cutting my hair .......

Really no?? You let him continue and didnt get up and tell him to eat or choose another barber, you deserve that L

 

[ScoopNScore]

 

[BocaRear]

if ur hairline gets pushed back, the ONLY option is the rock a baldy for a few days. then after about 3 days, you can line that shyt up into a ceasar.

I'll look like a peanut forreal,

You nikkas know any remedies/natural growth shyt.

you're somali...your line was already fukked from birth
she wont give a shyt...you both young and i highly doubt its a formal date...just wear a hat, b

This is true, but now my top look like the struggle personified. We going cinema then imma take her to dinner, I dunno if I can stand that full direct eye contact whilst her eyes slowly drift to my forehead . & I would hear a hat but all my snap backs look extra loose on me right now

 

[NotaPAWG]

 

[BocaRear]

wear a hat..?????



EDIT:

Really no?? You let him continue and didnt get up and tell him to eat or choose another barber, you deserve that L

He was intimidating af breh , he had that Usain bolt Jamaican I'll split your wig vibe too, I didn't wanna anger him either cause I thought he'd fukk my shyt up to spite me, turns out he did it anyway

 

[BocaRear]

This shyt is piff , I might paint my shyt on brehs