Batman cuts off the electricity to the entire house.... Waits and let's Kevin stumble on his own traps tryin to find a way out.... 
Batman vs. Kevin from Home Alone...
- Thread starter Orbital-Fetus
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Bruce Wayne gonna beat the shyt outta that little boy & his parents arent home 
Bruce Wayne gonna beat the shyt outta that little boy & his parents arent home
Young Kevin doesn't have to engage in combat with the Bats, all he has to do is evade him.
Batman on the other hand has to survive the house. imagine how dangerous you could make your home in 24 hours.
if i'm Kevin i'm taking one of my folks credit cards, going to Lowe's and going full A-Team.
Batman is not coming out of there unscathed, Kevin's ability to land consequential blows with comedic timing is hard to defend against.
It's the equivalent of an invading army invading a city, it's gonna be a rough slog. Don't forget that one of Bat's primary weapons is fear.
Kevin is not a coward and he has jokes.
I got Kevin on this one, It may go on for hours but eventually Bats will fall.
i just realized....they murked a kid and played it off as a joke. but they censor peter or anyone else being naked. how does that make sense? being nude is more offensive than killing a child?
Kevin found out where Batman keeps the
Bat mobile and put bananas in the gas tank. He also called and had reinforced cement and corrugated rods installed in his homes front deck with his dads credit card.
Kevin>>>Justice League with enough prep time.
This is how ridiculous Batman stans sound.
OGBobbyJohnson
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Great fukking thread, OP.
The answer is Kevin McAllister.
We havebto consider potential for plot armor and sensationalism.
There is no way Batman is walking into that house and bodying McAllister off rip...why even create situation.
The situation infers McAllister is a worthy opponent. And, although it takes place in McAllister's home; it most likely takes place in Batman's DC universe. Whuch means, MacAllister could have some crazy talent - super intelligence, powers, etc.
McAllister is a pop culture wiz on top of that. He'd have been watching and studying Batman's escapades from the comics made about him, the news articles and probably getting info from Robin and other villains he caught and interrogated before killing them.
The ending?
Batman takes his foot off the pedal for even a moment...he gets baby powder blown into his mask after slipping on some ultra slippery hair gel when he thought he was a few feet from Kevin.
Batman breaks his neck, McAllister disposes of the body and...
McAllister becomes the new Batman.
/thread
The answer is Kevin McAllister.
We havebto consider potential for plot armor and sensationalism.
There is no way Batman is walking into that house and bodying McAllister off rip...why even create situation.
The situation infers McAllister is a worthy opponent. And, although it takes place in McAllister's home; it most likely takes place in Batman's DC universe. Whuch means, MacAllister could have some crazy talent - super intelligence, powers, etc.
McAllister is a pop culture wiz on top of that. He'd have been watching and studying Batman's escapades from the comics made about him, the news articles and probably getting info from Robin and other villains he caught and interrogated before killing them.
The ending?
Batman takes his foot off the pedal for even a moment...he gets baby powder blown into his mask after slipping on some ultra slippery hair gel when he thought he was a few feet from Kevin.
Batman breaks his neck, McAllister disposes of the body and...
McAllister becomes the new Batman.
/thread
