I used to low-key simp over Lolo Jones... 
...then I got older and wiser...and ended up seeing the Real Sports interview where she was talking about her virginity. I don't mind that she's a virgin. The problem is that she seems SUPER naive and as BAD as she is...dumb chicks are useless in the clutch. The thought of her not being able to put it down...or getting teeth on my sh*t is a turn off.
ALSO...

Give me Ennis, please.

...then I got older and wiser...and ended up seeing the Real Sports interview where she was talking about her virginity. I don't mind that she's a virgin. The problem is that she seems SUPER naive and as BAD as she is...dumb chicks are useless in the clutch. The thought of her not being able to put it down...or getting teeth on my sh*t is a turn off.
ALSO...

Give me Ennis, please.
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