Hell fukking yeah he stole so fukking what...
Cokeboyz era in full effect...
Got a gay dude on the practice squad...
About to bring a murderer back to the defensive line...
Nutcase middle linebacker who before this year probably had more retirement announcements than tackles...
Random dude who hopped up out a coma to play DT for us...stashed him away on IR while we make sure he doesn't just fall over and die...
Now we got the backup running back stealing fukking draws... (yeah that's right nikka...not "underwear"...DRAWS you bytch nikkas



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All we need is for Witten and Romo to get found with an ounce on them and you can book the 3 peat:swagfather::swagfather:
nikka I don't give a fukk...I'm taken Michael Sam to a gay club on Saturday...and
Matt Prater is the designated driver :swagfather::swagfather::swagfather:
Coke...season...in...full...effect...
Swag...boyz...are...back...
Now the rest of you multi loss team supporting nikkas go back to reading your own teams headlines:what???:...Ol Bradshaw sacking you and don't even know your name ass nikkas :what???: