Be a pastor and ask for $1,000 offering brehs

[Standing on business]

and for those who can't pay $1,000 pay $300

 

[EndDomination]

Church is a joke, but if they were foolish enough to give him money, then I have no sympathy.
Haven't given money for offering since I was like 10 years old. Never will unless it goes 100% to community service.

 

[Collateral]

The black church y'all. Pastor driving an S class, his wife whipping an E class. His and hers reserved parking. Flashy suits, vacations to the other side of the fukking world. All of this off of the Lords name You're dumb as fukk if you're religious in 2016, there's no other way to put it

 

[HabitualLineSteppa]

Brandon T. Jackson's daddy gotta chill

 

[BaldingSoHard]

So find a different church then.

 

[MrPentatonic]

a fool and his money are easily parted

 

[AlainLocke]

Give money to people talking about non-sense bruhs

 

[Atlrocafella]

reminds me of how Creflo Dollars church been in the hood for over 10 years and that area is still trash.

 

[BaggerofTea]

religion brehs

 

[MikelArteta]

There's crooks in every profession, no one ever posts the good the church or pastors do just the bad

 

[Aphrodite]

The black church y'all. Pastor driving an S class, his wife whipping an E class. His and hers reserved parking. Flashy suits, vacations to the other side of the fukking world. All of this off of the Lords name You're dumb as fukk if you're religious in 2016, there's no other way to put it

All of this.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

In the words of J. Cole

Praise God it's hard to stay spiritual
How they got these nikkas on the TV selling miracles
You mean to tell me everything gon be fine
If I call your hotline and pay 29.99 shyt
Well damn, why ain't you say so
Take this check and ask God to multiply all my pesos

 

[Aphrodite]

There's crooks in every profession, no one ever posts the good the church or pastors do just the bad