Be a simp and marry a pornstar, brehs and crehs

[KidJSoul]

Now, let's be clear. Everyone deserves happiness (fukk this bytch tho she's said the n word before). But I don't see the point in wifing her up unless you a pornstar yourself. Or unless you get turned on sharing her .

You have to protect, care for, listen to, lead, put up with, and provide for her - assuming she ain't rich off porn - and she might not stay in shape or give you that freaky porn sex other nikkas who didn't do anything but cum on her face, got for free.

 

[Why-Fi]

if sex is that much of a priority for you I don't see an issue with marrying a professional. couldn't be me tho

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Onlyfans is gonna have alot of folks marrying pornstars

 

[SAINT]

You gotta kiss that. You know she don’t scrape her tongue neither

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

Surprised it wasn’t another sex worker

 

[Swirv]

People like who they like

 

[The Realist Perspective]

Just looked into this bytch.

Spoiler

Couldn't fukking be me.

92.9 million people viewed this. His cousins, uncle's, homeboys, brothers hell maybe even his fathers...monuMENTAL L.

 

[Koba St]

Yall really don’t want these porn stars you fap to daily to have any sort of happiness at all do you?

I don’t care who the next man decides to marry or not marry. Good luck to the creh

 

[BlackJesus]

It’s a Russian dude too. They are known for being hardcore HOH

So many things wrong with this picture. She was made for the streets.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Guy is a professional Parkour artist or something? Marrying probably the most prominent pornstar of the last 10 years


The clout Era. Can't wait for the fresh off the divorce showcase

 

[JT-Money]

Dude has no pride at all.

 

[BlackJesus]

if sex is that much of a priority for you I don't see an issue with marrying a professional. couldn't be me tho

You still don’t have to marry her. She’s a side chick/jump off at best

 

[ThirdAct]

Hope her fiance never Googles Riley Reid rimjob because there's about 4,928,928,000 results

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

if sex is that much of a priority for you I don't see an issue with marrying a professional. couldn't be me tho

Sex ain't the only issue. What about morals, self respect, mental health?

 

[EndGame]

It’s a Russian dude too. They are known for being hardcore HOH

So many things wrong with this picture. She was made for the streets.

Considering the number of pornstars produced by Russia, this shouldn't be a surprise.