Be honest, when's the last time you fukked a big bytch?

[cyndaquil]

1 am off the bourbon sent a Lil message to a tinder match about a pillow fight
Got back a message saying she down as long as I lay my head on her pillows after

She light skin yellow bone huge titties but with a Lil gut. Kinda like Pinky now. Decent size ass too. I'm off that drank and down bad ain't fukked in a few weeks so
She looked like this but lighter

How can I turn that down brehs?

We ain't met in person yet but been messaging for a week and face timed. But she still nervous so I propose we meet at McDonald's for a late night snack date. She down for it.

So I ubered over to McDonald's so she could meet me in person. I get there and she a Lil bigger than her pics but my meat still hard as Dark Souls and ready to get it in. I try to sober up a lil and vibe with her. She laughing at my jokes and shyt so I know I'm in .

We decide to get our food to go. I get myself 1 mcgriddle and her 5 mcgriddles and a diet coke and she drives me over to her place to kick it.

I get over there she live in a nice apartment hella pink shyt tho with a sign that say "live.laugh.love" in the living room so I already know she a freak.

She hand me some tequila from the freezer and is like we both taking shots. 1 for each mcgriddle the other ordered. Now keep in mind I'm already off the bourbon so them 4 shots go me hazy and this bytch got me damn near Gucci mane wasted. This when shyt started to get fuzzy.

She start talking bout the pillow fight from our earlier message and my drunk ass really bout that action. So she take me to her room and I am stumbling brehs damn near Pacquiao on the floor status...get to her room pick up a pillow and
Brehs I beat the shyt out of her with that pillow. She stood no chance. Then i take my dikk out and get ready to fukk next thing I know I'm passed out with my dikk out woke up the next morning with her not in the bed she came to the room and gave me the mcgriddle we ordered last night she had 3 I had one. Chopped it up
Long story short I was fukkin but I ain't remember

ima go over a beat again tonight tho

 

[brandy]

i get myself 1 mcgriddle and her 5 mcgriddles and a diet coke and she drives me over to her place to kick it.

 

[nairdas]

Yo the story was believable til that part. I died

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

U seen that new STD out.flesh eating
It’s a thread on it from earlier today
be safe breh

u know Big bytches p*ssy get pounced on weekly cause it’s easy.and she a random


U a better man then me if u really beat that

 

[Software]

She looked like this but lighter

How can I turn that down brehs?

 

[DreadBrown]

Thread title was enough to get me in my feels

Its been a long time



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@Flying Squirrel

 

[humminbird]

never and I pray I never have to

 

[cyndaquil]

Yo the story was believable til that part. I died

Mcgriddles were for the morning and she was hungry she had 2 that night. I
dont know why why she ordered the diet coke tho.

 

[Crude Abolitionist]

Friday

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

never and I pray I never have to

 

[Rozay Oro]

Last year. She was 2 cheese burgers over. I could have helped shave some weight off

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Never.


I cant get hard for a fat woman.

Imagine... im tryna toss her around and her fat ass start tossing me around.

No thank you. Fat women should be shamed publicly. Women are SUPPOSED to be attractive and beautiful and you got these fat heffas out here looking repulsive. It's a damn shame.

 

[Collateral]

All the time

 

[Robo Squirrel]

In.

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Last year. She was 2 cheese burgers over. I could have helped shave some weight off

went from quoting Bible scriptures on here to fornicating and telling us about it.


Rozay changed smh